moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #61 .. (insert name of your choice) is lost in thought - and it is unfamiliar territory.
The Moos An Untouchable Messages 9,670 Reaction score 66 Aug 6, 2009 #62 668: The Neighbour of the Beast. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. The best way to have the last word is to apologize.
668: The Neighbour of the Beast. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. The best way to have the last word is to apologize.
rahul Daddy's home Messages 2,940 Reaction score 15 Aug 6, 2009 #63 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
rahul Daddy's home Messages 2,940 Reaction score 15 Aug 6, 2009 #64 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #65 Procrastinate NOW! I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it! Consciousness - that annoying time between naps!
Procrastinate NOW! I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it! Consciousness - that annoying time between naps!
moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #66 You're just jealous 'cos the voices only talk to me!
geezer Senile old git Messages 9,174 Reaction score 157 Aug 6, 2009 #67 You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label
geezer Senile old git Messages 9,174 Reaction score 157 Aug 6, 2009 #68 A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on Last edited by a moderator: Aug 6, 2009
geezer Senile old git Messages 9,174 Reaction score 157 Aug 6, 2009 #69 I realised I was God when I started praying and realised I was talking to myself.
moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #70 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #71 Would a wingless fly be a walk?
moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #72 Is reading on the loo multi-tasking?
geezer Senile old git Messages 9,174 Reaction score 157 Aug 6, 2009 #73 A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist
geezer Senile old git Messages 9,174 Reaction score 157 Aug 6, 2009 #74 A camel is a horse designed by a committee
geezer Senile old git Messages 9,174 Reaction score 157 Aug 6, 2009 #75 The difference between medium and rare is that 5" is medium and 8" is rare
geezer Senile old git Messages 9,174 Reaction score 157 Aug 6, 2009 #76 The reason PMT is called PMT is because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken
moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #77 geezer said: The reason PMT is called PMT is because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken Click to expand... Excuse-moi!!! I've already done that one. Pay attention, please!!
geezer said: The reason PMT is called PMT is because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken Click to expand... Excuse-moi!!! I've already done that one. Pay attention, please!!
geezer Senile old git Messages 9,174 Reaction score 157 Aug 6, 2009 #78 moi said: Excuse-moi!!! I've already done that one. Pay attention, please!! Click to expand... So you did. Well done you. Sex on TV only hurts if you fall off
moi said: Excuse-moi!!! I've already done that one. Pay attention, please!! Click to expand... So you did. Well done you. Sex on TV only hurts if you fall off
moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #79 Parachute for sale: only used once, never opened, sllight stain.
moi Welcome back, twin! XXX Messages 32,538 Reaction score 5,744 Aug 6, 2009 #80 Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake!
