Tarzan boys - a parody song to celebrate this magical season...

In all the excitement of knocking out Monster U and seeing off another EPL team, it's time to taunt the title pretenders with a 2016/7 version of the 80s classic hit Tarzan Boy by Baltimora…:

Please note: TAMUL MC is AKA Tottenham Arsenal Manchester United Liverpool _ Manchester City

"... TAMUL FC

You’re miles away from the title

Chelsea on its own like Tarzan boys

Hide and seek

Conte plays along while rushing 'cross the touchline

Monkey business on a Saturday afternoon.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Week to week

Gimme another, gimme another

Opponent to send home pointless

Whilst laggards TAMUL FC

Week to week

Leak goals like a sieve, piss away points.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

TAMUL FC

You're far away from no glory

It's all right

Only Chelsea know how to win the Premier League

Month to month

Give Conte another, give the stud another

Manager of the month award, oh yeah

Year to year,

We win another Premier League, oh yeah

TAMUL FC

Chelsea living in a league of our own

All alone like Tarzan boys, oh yeah!

{Repeat until the season’s end …….}"