February 26, 20206 yr Anyone knocking on, remember the old gypsy dog trick: gypsy sells you a dog for £20, the dog mopes around, craps everywhere, you complain to the gypsy and he takes him off your hands for a £5. Clearly there are Spanish clubs in particular, who do. Kipper is our latest dog: best young goal dog in the world we are told, yours for £76M. The dog mopes around, is full of bad behaviour, craps it at vital moments. We should have got rid of him after the Manchester City penalty shoot out fiasco. We might have got £50M back of the gypsy. Now, we'd be hard pressed to get £25M, with the price dropping by the week, warming his expensive arse on the bench. Does Frank play him? Glad it isn't my decision to make... He could always be Nick Pope's understudy, I suppose...
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