Well my son, when I created Brother Obi, I created him with deft feet of equal ability, as well as an accurate passing range of five score and ten cubits. His defensive discipline and willingness to sacrifice himself for his Chelsea (obviously I'm a fan) brothers makes him a blessing upon our house. In my eternal wisdom I decree that Brother Obi is the perfect midfielder to bring on to defend a lead, as well as on the grand occasion under the heat of which most men would buckle.
You should be more grateful for my creation, my son. (sorry about Torres)