Terry Medford

Well hello again it's June Medford here. Well we survived the farce that was dinner last week with Terry's boss Mr Harris. I have to say I don't particularly like Mr Harris I find him frightfully over bearing he's the kind of chap who lights up a room just by leaving it. Anyway he's invitied myself and Terry around his house for a soiree next Saturday. Himself and Terry were discussing details I have to say in very quiet tones all I could make out were the words swap, keys, fruitbowl and partner. I do hope that means new teams for Contract Bridge because I have to say i could do with a new partner as Terry isn't great he just can't raise his game and hopefully with a change of partners things could be on the up. I understand that your fans of cooking shows here. I have to say the last T.V. chef that I can recall was that awful woman Fanny something. I can't remember her surname Fanny. Fanny oh yes it's just come Fanny Batter. As for my husband Terry well he's acting very oddly even more so then usual he now claims he's doing part time voice over work as a cartoon mouse. Well really it's just beyond ridiculous but even more annoying is he keeps saying " Oh Crumbs chief " when ever i have a go at him (which is often).

This is June Medford Terry's other and considerably better half. Firstly my husband's grammar oh I do despair of that man I really do. He just isn't as smart as he thinks he is and the good people here noticed his appalling use of the words there, they're and their. He just doesn't belong here and his idea of having Topics like Favourite Radio 4 Panel Show (mine's anything with Sandi Toksvig i just love her retired colonel's voice so soothing) will have to be on another website. Unfortunately there's no other football websites that cover so many topics like the one's he interested in like you do on here. So i've decided he's just not worthy to be in the company of such eminent and distinguished posters. Mind you Terry hasn't been himself recently only last week he insisted that I iron his trousers just before his boss and some possible Chinese investors were due. Which meant him having to run into the garden when they arrived and after the small talk I managed to quickly pass them out of the window to him. But more worrying is when last Saturday he turned up in a schoolboy's uniform claiming he'd got a sideline selling chocolate. Seeing a middle aged rather rotund man dressed like that was enough for me to start taking valium again washed down with a glass or two of Blue Nun. I mean whatever's next will he try and make the Hit Parade by singing a song about his Brother?.

After perusing many Chelsea websites i feel this is the one for me. On some other Chelsea sites there allowed to swear that's just not ruddy on. Well about me i come from Surrey myself and the Princess moved here a few years ago. There's an excellent farmers market and Waitrose is pretty near altough there's not as many organic shops that one would hope for. As for Chelsea well i have never been to the Bridge like 90% of the posters here but i will catch a few minutes on a stream and then tell myself yes that makes me a huge fan. Mind you if the petunias need pruning then the stream will come a distant second. The sort of television i watch well only Attenborough and Newsnight (not the same since Paxo left) and Scandinavian dramas on BBC4. But the programme i simply adore is Bake Off and i was overjoyed to hear that it's extremely popular on here and that people will post more about about a cooking show then Chelsea. Sue Perkins isn't she just totes adorbs not self satisfied in the least. I also like (love really) to pull up people about there grammar. These people are beneath contempt i don't care if there old and not used to computers or English isn't there first language it's just not good enough. Anyway guys got to go and i hope we become such good friends that we'll end up inviting each other for sherry and nibbles.