I am from Salford, Greater Manchester. Nice try, though.
And I think you will find there is a way will cope. It's called being the biggest club in England. Every team sh*ts themselves when they come to Old Trafford, even the referees. We could field a youth team and we'd still win, either because the opposition bend over or because the refs decide to guess us a dubious penalty. Oh yeah, and Alex Ferguson, he's a bit of a good manager, winning titles comes easy to him. So yeah, I have no doubts we will win the league this season, what with the competition being so weak.