For someone who's brief was to make us play more attacking football, you have quite cleary failed. You have also made the team who finished 2nd last season worse, despite the addition of Mata and Sturridge, no one seems to have a clue what they should be doing half the time. For the first time since starting supporting Chelsea, i actually can't be bothered to watch your sh*t excuse for football anymore and your incoherent nonsensical ramblings after a game make me wonder what the players must think of your teamtalks, no wonder half of them can't be bothered to break in to a sweat for you! To cap it all off you treat one of our greatest ever players like a skivvy and would rather play a Liverpool reject.
Wake me up when we have a proper manager.
P.S Taken me this many years to make a post, it must be serious!