I cannot believe that after all of my years swotting up on football that I've only just come across this bloke called Max Woosnam. He's basically an absolute f**king legend and captained Chelsea way back when in the 1920s but did a whole load of other sh*t around that. I would honestly have thought it was all made up had I not researched it but it all looks legit.
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Maxwell "Max" Woosnam... http://us.blastingnews.com/sports/2016/02/max-woosnam-the-greatest-sportsman-in-history-that-you-ve-probably-never-heard-of-00802295.html