To the tune of ABBA's "Waterloo" — as the current one to the tune of Super Frank seems a bit lazy.
Romelu, could have stayed at Inter if he wanted to;
Romelu, he knew his fate was to be a blue;
Ra-ra-ra-ra-Romelu;
Could score 35 goals if he wanted to;
Romelu, with you on the pitch we will never lose!