MARTIN JOL'S SONG (to the tune of "I will survive")

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side

But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltieri did me wrong.....

Am I a mong??

But I'll just have to carry on

And we'll be back into 5th place

I'll just wait till the transfer window

to sign another waste of space

I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team

If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty

Go on now go, Bent there's the door

just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore

Weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were more expensive than Hen-ry

I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key

Oh no, cause I, I will survive

As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive

I've got Tainio who is shat, and Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive

I will survive.....

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One on the left does look like Michael Mancienne a bit

I was about to start a thread along these lines.

let us enjoy the Chelsea jokes...they can not hurt us.

Here's one I have been sent a million times.

It has been confirmed tonight that Jose Mourinho has been in talks with regards to becoming the new boss at White Hart Lane.

His agent said "Jose is certainly interested as he wanted a break from football"