abramovich Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 MARTIN JOL'S SONG (to the tune of "I will survive") At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltieri did me wrong..... Am I a mong?? But I'll just have to carry on And we'll be back into 5th place I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of space I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than Derby Coun-ty Go on now go, Bent there's the door just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore Weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were more expensive than Hen-ry I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key Oh no, cause I, I will survive As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive I've got Tainio who is shat, and Huddlestone who's just fat, but I'll survive I will survive..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Chelsea Youth teams new kit.............................. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . One on the left does look like Michael Mancienne a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimboola69 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I was about to start a thread along these lines. let us enjoy the Chelsea jokes...they can not hurt us. Here's one I have been sent a million times. It has been confirmed tonight that Jose Mourinho has been in talks with regards to becoming the new boss at White Hart Lane. His agent said "Jose is certainly interested as he wanted a break from football" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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