more tabloid nonsense, but will this be lapped up?

[g3.7]

[web]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sport/football.html?in_article_id=483466&in_page_id=1779[/web]

if it were true, this would be a bit pathetic- chelsea employ the scout to do his work, and chelsea pay/ paid the scout and therefore the club was entitled to the scouting reports.

it's almost certainly bollocks, of course, but then "there's a lot of detail" etc...

and does this article make jose mourinho "a cancer"?

[Pauly]

a scouting report.

on manchester united?

you must be f**king joking.

[g3.7]

september 24th:

a scouting report.

on manchester united?

you must be f*****g joking.

september 21st:

United are likely to play one up front so i'd actually prefer to see beletti for this game...

september 23rd:

united play 2 up front at all points in the match.

[Lady Diehard]

Yep - this really has to be one of the most lame pieces the sh*te press has come up since this whole fiasco began!

Like Stevie Clarke wouldn't know by now just how to play United! By all the gods - even bloody Bruce Buck would know!

So - it's official, guys - we lost yesterday because Jose threw his toys out and took his ball in, yet again. What's even sadder, is that there will be morons out there who believe this rubbish.

[Sofa Manager]

september 24th:

a scouting report.

on manchester united?

you must be f*****g joking.

september 21st:

United are likely to play one up front so i'd actually prefer to see beletti for this game...

september 23rd:

united play 2 up front at all points in the match.

Paolino Souness - Head scout in business as usuall.

[Pauly]

well.. my job isn't "football manager" despite my illusions of granduer nando- i didn't know rooney played in their game midweek- still, it was a strong decision to play him after a month out.

[Sofa Manager]

well.. my job isn't "football manager" despite my illusions of granduer nando- i didn't know rooney played in their game midweek- still, it was a strong decision to play him after a month out.

Well...mine is. When I'm asleep, off course.

Ever heard of Elano ?

[g3.7]

well.. my job isn't "football manager" despite my illusions of granduer nando- i didn't know rooney played in their game midweek- still, it was a strong decision to play him after a month out.

the intention wasn't to wind you up, but you gave me so little choice. anyway, you've derailed my brilliant thread, I hope you're happy.