who is your dream team (based on ability)

----------------Buffon------------------------

D.Alves------Terry--------Carvalho-------A.Cole

C.Ronaldo---------------------------------Messi

---------------Kaka-------Ronaldinho------------

--------------Rooney-----------Drogba-----------

Bench:

Cech

Essien

Fabregas

Ballack

Benzema

who is your dream team (based on ability)

----------------Buffon------------------------

D.Alves------Terry--------Carvalho-------A.Cole

C.Ronaldo---------------------------------Messi

---------------Kaka-------Ronaldinho------------

--------------Rooney-----------Drogba-----------

Bench:

Cech

Essien

Fabregas

Ballack

Benzema

This is some sort of wind-up, right? Those highlighted? In anyone's "Dream Team"? OK- here's why you are just taking the piss

A Cole - Not even the best left-back at the Bridge

Carvalho - Great player but too unpredictable

Rooney - Vastly over-rated and too temperamental for any team's good - puts in 1 good game in 5

Drogba - not on how he's played this season, nor on any other season at my CFC except last.

Fabregas - Also vastly over-rated - works well-ish in L'Arse against teams that let them do their fancy run-around-a-lot-without-actually-threatening-the-goal stuff - total w**k and temperamental against any teams that pressurise them

Ballack - Once, maybe, but not these days.

AND

A midfield of El Tumblo, Messi (out of position), Kaka and Goofy would get ripped apart. Not one can defend worth a poo and none are famed for their tracking back and covering when the opposition have the ball.

All in all, 3 out of 10 for trying to lighten the mood in here, but OI! CFC Champions! NO!

Kev