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Everything posted by yorkleyblue

  1. I've been off doing charitable good works and saving fallen women. :)
  2. It's refreshing to find that we can still attract such football geniuses, full of indepth knowledge and tactical acumen. I love it when the true professionals join a humble little fan forum like ours and give us all the wonderful benefit of their extensive expertise. If only the club could search out and employ these world-class experts, we'd be cruising up there in the heady heights of the top half of the Premier League instead of languishing in the relegation places.
  3. The "worst team in the league" who are above us on goal difference and on the same points as Spuds and Manure
  4. I can only think of one thing that needs tucking into my socks,and it's not trousers
  5. It is NEVER acceptable for an allegedly "grown man" to refer to a shirt as a "top". You'll be asking "does this blouse match my trousers" soon
  6. True, mate. I just get pissed off when some posters have an obvious agenda, regardless of what the bugger does. I am convinced that some people have just got a Word document of disparaging remarks and they cut and paste those irrespective. That and writing down every little misplaced pass and failed tackle, then presenting those like a primary school report...... "and then he........ and then he....... and then he.......! " and so on. Mikel used to get it, Morata got it (justifiably, mostly), and it's mostly just people need a scapegoat to take it out on.
  7. Don't get me wrong, @Scott Harris, last week's "performance" was utterly abysmal, and probably the worst we have ever seen from him or nearly anyone else. But when you have people posting their "Oh FFS Willian" posts in the match thread immediately after he's come on, and before he's actually done anything, and when there is a poster who has clearly sat down with a crayon and paper and written down every single thing that Willian did wrong, minute by minute, just to be able to virtue signal his dislike for the player in a detailed post, its very difficult to accept the notion that Willian isn't being made a scapegoat by some people. That and the Mikel-style repeptitions of the fallacy of "he always hits the first man at corners". If anything, the opposite is the case and mostly the corners seem to fly over the penalty area beyond any of our players. Not saying that is good, just that the "always hits the first man" trope is just lazy and wrong. You know I have defended Willian many times in here, and still think that there is just an unwarranted dislike for the player from some people, but ultimately, if there was ANYTHING at all in the rumoured offers from Barcelona or elsewhere, we should have ripped their arms off. His time has passed. He made valuable contributions in the past, and possibly could in the future, but this is the new Chelsea, so I'm happy to see less of him in the team. I still won't boo the bugger or cheer if he gets injured, mind. Never could see how booing your own players was beneficial to anyone.
  8. You are right - it's just slack use of language. Every fool knows he's not a buffoon, he's a clown.
  9. All you rich f**kers with yer labels and such. Button-fly Levis (didn't know about the numbers then,but cost £3 15s from the cattle market shop), Ben Sherman (still), Harrington and DMs. Crombie when it was cold (still now for funerals and the like) Sometimes a nice pair of brogues instead of DMs (steel toecap ones from work)
  10. I've always been a mellow softy, you know that. But is does strike me as a bit surreal that we have people writing off the season and some of our promising young talent after 2 matches. And booing the f**king blooming team.
  11. Isn't that the exact definition of a "fair weather fan"? Any road up, the honeymoon period lasted about as long as the time that @loz has his wallet open when it's his round, but hey, we still have Willian to hate on, eh?
  12. Whilst that would be very appealing, I am assured daily by our upright and totally altruistic politicians that any stout Englishman attempting to cross the border into what you might refer to as a "europe" but which all right-minded people know to be the un-democratic, fish-stealing, banana-straightening empire of Beelzebub, which robbed us of our virgins and innocents in its "Kavos" and "Ibiza", would instantly and irrevocably turn into a hissing and steaming puddle of red-faced bigotry and irrational gibbering about blue passports, which Delors will then fashion into his infamous anti-Thatcher "camembert". And then where would we be? Up sh*t creek without a groat or farthing, that's where.
  13. I was also very encouraged and excited, Liam - and it's good to see you back with your attempts at wit - I, for one, have missed them. Unfortunately, you'll not be able to attend the proposed piss-up, seeing as how the Brectums are going to install watch-towers and machine guns on the border and anti-aircraft balloons all along the coastline of New Albion (currently called Carmarthenshire). Still, demonocracy, eh?
  14. Yep, they always say that. And then they go googling some details about Chelsea from years ago, and get too over-complicated and then we all have a jolly good laugh at how silly they are, before they get aggressive enough to get banned or stupid enough to get banned. My money is on stupid in your case, but aggressive is equally possible.
  15. Not shouting, just pointing out that my spidey-sense (world famous as it is) has identified clearly that you're a dipper masquerading as Chels and your IP will soon be on so many iffy websites you'll end up on a register.
  16. Where's my klaxon? Dipper alert, dipper alert. Trolling but not even well done. Don't you have a chicken to mourn or compo to claim or something?
  17. I don't know if I missed this being posted previously, but I had an email from the club that says "CLAIM YOUR FREE TICKETS TODAY Chelsea FC Women v Tottenham Hotspur Women Sunday 8 September, 12:30pm Stamford Bridge The Stage is set - Chelsea FC Women’s opening match of the 2019/20 season is a mouth-watering encounter against newly promoted Tottenham Hotspur and today the news becomes a whole lot bigger. The venue for this London derby is Stamford Bridge and on top of that, all tickets are FREE! You can book up to four tickets, all for free, and as we anticipate a full house, please only claim seats if you think you are sure to attend, so as not to deny any fellow Blues the chance to be there. Join us at Stamford Bridge this September as Emma Hayes’ side begin the quest to regain the title they won as recently as 2018." I think it's for members and season ticket holders , but it's not clear. Not like the club to be giving anything away for free, but it might be a crack. OOPS! @Munkworth had already posted this at
  18. When he says "fought" he means sidled around with stockings and chewing gum in poacher pockets inside his jacket.
  19. It's not a team anymore. Damn this period of austerity. Buggers are prioritising child poverty over my special needs. I fought in three world wars and 2 world cups ill have you know. Well, you scotches voted overwhelmingly for Thatcher originally, the source of all this, and then compounded it by voting almost totally for brexit, tying up all the social welfare money in ludicrous promises of subsidised Hai Karate and red roses for Welsh sheep farmers. I do think that your need for Special Brew is more important than resolving so-called child "poverty", though. How many cans can you actually get back from Aldi in your Sholley?
  20. Not become, Loz, you know I always had a very low tolerance threshold for the sort of "I want it all and I want it now because it's my right, because I'm special, because twatter tells me so" bollocks that seems to have now become mandatory in the wonderful world of internet. But, in deference to a personal request from your carer team, I'll try not to point it out too much so that you don't get over-excited and won't need your pads changing so often.
  21. See what you've been missing, Lozzer? Some snide, opinionated bellend who is proud to be represented by a picture of Colin w**ker abusing our manager. Just think about the underlying conciousness of that. Kafka would have been embarrassed to have suggested such a plot-line. And then some posters who you would have thought would know better "interact" with it. Dicky and Notts Boy - leave it, he ain't worth it. Comeback, over, roger.
  22. Not back. Never went away.

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