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Shoulda kept the receipt

And yet the Havertz groupies whine on about "he's gash because he's not being played in his right position, that's the only thing that stops him being able to recognise a football or a team-mate"

Gritty? Grealish? The Fop with the ponytail who falls over if someone farts in the next postcode? That Grealish? Now I've heard it all ( but then again, probably not)

I was next to him in the Shed queue and told him I thought he was a club legend, why the f**k was he having to queue and he said something along the lines of if the fans have to, so do I. Classy man and a nice bloke.

Alexa, play my Spotify Discover Weekly Playlist

I spotted a stat that said that in 2021 Everton have scored more goals at Anfield than Liverpool 🙂

Money changed hands in that case.

Are there any cunning linguists in here? What is the German for "Big Sam Pulis"

My man says that something called "Morrisons" is "within a sensible distance" and the hoi-poloi have apparently "discovered" Waitrose. I thought that the only reason for Sainsbury's was to keep the riff-raff out of Waitrose, but, apparently, was wrong. (please note the correct punctation!)

Can I have that in a pie chart? Or a pie, I'm not fussy.

No - quick pop to Morrisons - 2 for 1 on bottles of Beaujolais and £13 litre of spirits of your choice.

f**king lightweight. Tuesday is the last drinking night of the weekend and Wednesday is the first of the next weekend.

Surely there would be a youtube and a Venn diagram about it if he/she was.

And I think we both know why 🙂

That's probably true, but has he ever turned up at a top-level football match?

Alexa, play my Spotify Discover Weekly playlist

That seems a very fair summary @Nibs I never got an answer from @Gol15 when I asked if he/she had ever actually been to a top-level football match or not, so I assume not.

Seems neither one of us gets an answer to a direct question, doesn't it?

I suspect that if we'd popped Werner on at half-time, or a bit later, united would have dropped back into their usual and expected "sit back and let Fernandes steal a penalty or Rashford run very fast" tactic. Then we'd have been equally as toothless. Euston, we have a problem.

Funny you should say that. I was talking to a mate about people who are deeply interested in stats and something occurred to me so I thought I would ask. I am genuinely interested. Have you ever actually been to a top-class football match?

See what I mean? snide f**kwittery and smart-arse meme gifs, that's all you ever give.

"lets keep comparing Frank to great managers who've went on to win things because their clubs gave them a fair chance even though they had no CV and no experience and pretend they're the exact same thing we're being either consistent or rational." Claiming that Chelsea isn't the place you start your career is grossly arrogant and is the sort of exceptionalism that other fans abuse us for. All those managers had to start somewhere, and their respective clubs gave them a start regardless of no CV or experience. Some became great, some not so much. That's the whole point, and why you are wrong @Slojo