We won no pre-season matches
Gawd knows what that was about with the medical staff, but Mourinho handled it very badly. I suspect Dr Carneiro was popular with the players.
We can't score
We can't defend
Why do we stop play in the final third and try and dink passes through? where's the width? where are the players in the box hoping to pounce? Where's the flow?
Why does no-one shoot?
Why is Costa so slow? and crap? and perhaps he could play football instead of picking petty fights.
We need Mourinho on the touchline, not banned, and he has to stop complaining.
There's no sympathy for us. It's all Schadenfreude.