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There we go it is resulted from Zieyach’s girly shots on target

Werner is a German version of Pedro 🐹

Our 3 front are not pressing sh*tty defence at all

Alonso is awe fulfilling

Well done Kep 👏

Not a foul in a million years

Lukaku time is up ….in Kai

Yellow card for the ginger head foul on Ziyach

0 - Chelsea failed to attempt a shot in the first half at the Etihad; the first time they've failed to do so in a Premier League game under Thomas Tuchel, and first time overall since May 2018 v Newcastle. Sheltered.

Zieyach you pillock

Counter attacking will see them ripped

I see it : Romelu is marking Stones & Laporte

Kovacic’s Tank is bolstered by Kante’s infantry

Kepa is a super villain 😂 for Citeh

Antonio count down begins before he thrashes Kevin to the stands 😂

Kepa is doing a sweeper job today 😳

Phil Foden hair dye looks like 90 yrs old moron

It is dangerous sh*tty are plotting a red card for Our players

Ambient temperature is 5°C inside the Emptyhad

sh*tty are number one in the world in setting off side traps : only Guinness records say

sh*tty are on the offence we need a counter attack to pivot beast Lukaku

Our bench is stronger than sh*tty’s: Rúben Dias Jorginho 5 8 İlkay Gündoğan Timo Werner 11 9 Gabriel Jesus Ruben Loftus-Cheek 12 13 Zack Steffen Marcus Bettinelli 13 25 Fernandinho Saúl Ñíguez 17 79 Luke Mbete Ross Barkley 18 87 James McAtee Mason Mount 19 90 Roméo Lavia Callum Hudson-Odoi 20 97 Josh Wilson-Esbrand Kai Havertz

Kepa is a proper Keeper today 🖐️