Gordon Bennett

What the f**k was that from Jorgensen? Why the f**k did we pay £20m for this sh*t c**t? Need the SDs to face the fans. f**king horrendous.

f**king horrendous. Happily see Maresca sacked. Even happier to see the SDs and Clearlake inside a wicker man and burnt in the centre circle before the next match.

We can get rid of Maresca but the disease will remain. Need to riot and get rid of Clearlake.

Gusto being substituted and putting on a warm blanket. f**king Christ. I'd wrap that f**king blanket round the c**ts neck after that performance.

Horrendous. Sporting Directors have to go now

Boehly, Eghbali, Blueco, Clearlake, they need getting out of here. Burn the place to the f**king ground.

Sporting directors have got to go Wish we could get rid of the owners. Roman - we're pleaing with you - can you please do something from afar? Just get rid of them.

Im in a f**king coma

Maybe Kuntkunku will get a 2nd half hat trick

To paraphrase... If this bunch of c**ts were playing at the bottom of my garden I'd draw the f**king curtains.

it was 100% offside and wasn't even checked.

What in earth are our players doing there? Diving all over the place. The goal was 100% offside so not sure why it wasn't checked. Regardless we're abysmal. The blame lays 100% at the feet of Clearlake. Time to riot.

It's Sanchez

Stupid prick Fernandez

Let's be fair - Jorgensen really isn't very good. The Sporting Directors need publicly flogging. Absolute pair of useless c**ts.

Don't worry, we can still win this - we have Nkunku playing in his favourite position.

I'd honestly prefer Reece James playing 10 instead of limp lettuce Nkunku.

Boss. Leader. Legend.

Christ. That's bad news. Our best winger - by far our biggest threat from wide.

Oh Cole...

Didn't realise he was on the pitch!

Probably

Calm down Cucu

How the f**k is that a free kick?

Excellent tackle from Madueke in the box. Decent enough start.