Gordon Bennett

Man City have hit 20 goals in their past 4 games. Not sure we'll be winning this one unfortunately. We need our attackers to start putting their chances away. Nicolas Jackson I'm looking at you. Time to step up.

This is just patently untrue. He's looked dogsh*t poor on occasions. He wasn't sh*t last night though, just average.

Mistake after mistake by Sanchez. The only solution is to sign another job lot of reserve team teenage goalkeepers for £20m each.

Get in there lads. Much needed win after a torrid few weeks.

Felix about to come on - poor lad looks bored to tears.

Arrrgh Jackson offside! f**k it. Cracking finish.

Yessss! f**king get in NONI!

Yeeassss! Marco you little beauty!

Never seen a striker lean back so much as Jackson, which is a reason he spoons so many chances. Someone ought to slap him round the chops and tell him to keep his head over the ball when he hits it.

Good to see Trav back in the squad. Let's hope we can mug someone off for a permanent Disasi transfer this month too.

Get rid of the deadwood and use all the cash to buy Isak. Play Isak up too, Cole behind him with Madueke on one wing and Jackson on the other.

Get in Reece you beauty. 1 point isn't enough, but better than a loss. Quality free kick son. Pure quality.

I missed their penno - who was at fault?

Chelsea FC - Cole Palmer and 10 useless c**ts.

f**king pathetic again from this Maresca side. c**t needs to get a f**king grip.

Another loss for Cole Palmer FC

This window we need to sell Nkunku and the other dead wood and get in a big striker. We've got money, get Isak.

And there it is. Another loss.

Christ almighty Sanchez. Oohh... Jackson hits the post!

Jackson really needs to learn to keep his head over the ball. He keeps leaning back and spooning it.

How the f**k is that a yellow for Jackson? This ref is one dumb c**t.

An eye watering sum for such a limited player. Can't really see anyone bidding more than £25m for the lad these days.

Seems the player has agreed a contract at Bayern and the clubs are now agreeing a fee. I don't watch the Bundesliga so never understood the hype around the guy. Also that balloon celebration is f**king cringeworthy. Shame it didn't work out but it's best to get him off the books.

Good team that. Gonna do the hoovering and then crack open a bevvy.

After half a season this guy looks a tidy enough player but has absolutely f**k all end product and shouldn't be starting.