Dave Ross

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the wit and wonderful wordplay of @nonotnowjim it's almost like Alan Bennett has joined the forum. Binman is one word James and has a capital B.

The Benitez comment was tongue in cheek but obviously sorry obvs went over your head. Hope this photo will suffice I used to have a bigger collection but stopped buying them and moving house some were left behind etc. The ticket stubs a pub I used to drink in mid 90's had a display where punters who had gone to football or gigs would put them on display. That's what our generation did we went to football our local club or at least fairly local we went to gigs and raves all in one day now it's watch football online, meet women online talk to friends online. @Valerie fair play to her is an overseas fan and she's been to Stamford Bridge more times than the vast majority of English/ British fans on here she walks the walk and doesn't just talk the talk.

@nonotnowjim will be crying salty tears over the way you spelt sense old chap. It's a common theme on football forums it's not about the passion for your club it's the lack of punctuation and poor grammar that really irks football fans.

Justie how are you that's a hell of a name you have a real mouthful your not a man of the cloth are you are you oh God are you Justin Welby ?. There's a chap on Instagram called the Archbishop of Banterbury is that you Justin you are so full of bantz you missed your calling forget the church you could have been another Bobby Davro or Joe Pasquale a real comedy legend there's no beginning to your wit. As for King Kerry he wasn't as talented as my namesake Dave Mitchell what a player he was he couldn't trap a dead mouse never mind a football. Hope to speak to you again Justin love you .

A Dundee diehard who follows another club obviously not that die hard I've supported Chelsea through thick and extremely thin did I meet a couple of Morton fans on holiday and think yes I'll support them as well err no I didn't. But I've no idea why would you would want to is support the right word an English team who play regularly in Europe instead of going to Cowdenbeath away tough choice old chap. Your love for Chelsea is it love your a Dundee fan so affection maybe yes but love I don't think so Hamish. I do love Scottish football though where the two top teams have dominated since the year dot apart from Aberdeen under Fergie and not forgetting my beloved Dundee United what a team they were in the mid 80's. Yes Scottish football where the two biggest clubs one sing about the IRA and Palestine and have Irish flags everywhere and the other sing about the British monarchy and a Dutch king and have union jacks everywhere both don't don't give a toss about the country they live in. Do you remember a few years ago when their was talk well not in England of Celtic and Rangers joining the English Premier League God I wish that happened the police up and down the country certainly did all those kilt wearing tartan bitter drinking throwbacks pissed up even before they left the train station or got on the coach and singing those delightful sectarian songs it's exactly what English football has been missing. So summing up Hamish Dundee the cake, the Beano, marmalade and the great Bob Servant so no wonder you latched onto an English team and @nonotnowjim I asked him when he had his season ticket what year and he never answered a bloke who's so forth-right in his opinions has no recollection when he was a season ticket holder he says before 2003 which would have made him 21 pretty dubious who could afford a season ticket so young oh sorry I forgot I'm talking to a Dundee fan.

I didn't know too much or not enough punctuation was such a bugbear of yours James I'm deeply sorry........ Now maybe using as many or as little full stops tell me when you were a season ticket holder at Chelsea yonks back isn't really an answer. It can't be that hard to remember sometime between 2003 and 2008 before you left England I presume..........

Come on James you are swerving you said you were a season ticket holder and you weren't and you haven't moved along from the vendetta against Jackson have you dear 😂.

And hello to you @just do you mind if I call you Justin you can call me David if you like I don't mind. David and Justin whatever happened to footballers with names like Colin, Malcolm, Trevor or Justin like Justin Fashanu were you a fan of his I was !. Thank you for your Chelsea life story it was an engrossing read you seem like me to be an elderly chap I like that us old Chelsea boys must stick together. What have you got against our Spanish friend Rafa yes he was rather rotund but it was a difficult job he had and of course we had that night in Amsterdam did you not go you would have enjoyed it Justin it has quite the nightlife even for old codgers like us. I used to have a ticket in the middle of the East Stand very near Dickie and Ken Bates or Master Bates as we used to call him cuddly Ken didn't like that !. So in summing up I hope to hear more from you Justie and I agree about Jackson although he is a converted winger only played a dozen or so games in Spain as a centre forward. So of course it would take a young guy playing in the hardest league in the world time to adapt if we had a decent centre forward last season he would have been a back up and not a first choice centre forward he needs to be dropped for Nkunku asap. What do you think Justin ?.

You were saying about players getting booed so who would or wouldn't do that match going fans Scottie pretty obvious isn't it ?.

In other words you want to swerve the answer after you stated you were a season ticket holder and clearly never have been it's utter BS old chap😂. I have absolutely no desire to get to know you better thanks all the same but I won't post anymore about your blatant lies unlike you I would imagine most posters get tired of one topic being discussed all the time good evening little Jimmy.

Bit light on the detail James. So you are 42 years old doubtful you would have been a st holder as a schoolboy and unless you are from a rich family doubtful you could afford one till let's say you were 21 which would bring us to 2003. So you left England in 2008 so that's five possible years you would have been a st ticket holder but you just say yonks back. Shouldn't be that hard to remember James or do you want to backtrack you have the pomposity of a Tory MP so should come pretty natural to you and you didn't name where you sat and how much it cost. So Jimmy here's another Jimmy you remind me of ciao baby.

Most of the booing comes from the tourists and if you pay your money you are entitled to react however you want. People walk out of the theatre or pop concerts and films and boo if there isn't an encore at a gig. Why people think football fans have a duty to stay quiet and not show their disapproval is laughable. Fans like you who don't go to matches always slag of match going fans when they make their feelings known or if there's a bad atmosphere at games put your money where your mouth is Scottie and see for yourself.

Dreadfully sorry about only one full stop James how remiss of me. Going by your user name you haven't as you charmingly put it violated your wife very often. As for being a long term season ticket holder please James that's just not true is it ?. Just looked through your old posts and if you were a season ticket holder it was before 2010 wasn't it Jimmy 😁. But please inform everyone about when you were a season ticket holder how much it cost and what part of the ground you never know Google might come up trumps for you. We all know Jackson isn't very good we've had a lot worse forwards than him your hatred of him is borderline psychotic.

@nonotnowjim How about getting off your high horse and out of your armchair (i doubt that) and watch Jackson in the flesh (I doubt that) and stop sniping from the sofa (I doubt that ) and buy a ticket (I doubt that) and see that Chelsea fans get behind their players and don't go onto a Chelsea fan forum to become a Lawrence Fox, Katie Hopkins type oh look at me aren't I controversial I've painted myself into a corner and now I have to hate on Jackson even more and piss off everyone else with my hateful bo**ocks are you on Twitter James they would love you on there.

Can someone explain to me why there's a section devoted to a Scottish team on a Chelsea forum ?. Obvs @Boyne and @erskblue are not in fact Chelsea supporters but going by their names Northern Irish and Scottish Rangers fans. The supposed alliance was started in 85 Bradford fire game and was the two firms meeting up for a drink rather than fighting each other because they are both far right that can't be denied. Also didn't Rangers go out of business in 2012 ?