http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7834153.stm

"It's not always about money. It's about playing for the best team, playing with the best players in the world and winning trophies and being successful."

David Beckham, oblivious to the irony of his advice to his new team-mate.

"We went to a little restaurant in Mayfair. It's only the second time I've been there - the other time was on a Monopoly board!"

Southend defender Peter Clarke on being taken out by old friend Joe Cole before the FA Cup clash between the sides. Sadly the Shrimpers could not find their get-out-of-jail-free card in the replay.

"It was so blatant you could see it on the radio."

Bristol City boss Gary Johnson at half time on 5 Live Sports Extra, following Crouch's juggling in the penalty box against Spurs

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7834153.stm

"It's not always about money. It's about playing for the best team, playing with the best players in the world and winning trophies and being successful."

David Beckham, oblivious to the irony of his advice to his new team-mate.

"We went to a little restaurant in Mayfair. It's only the second time I've been there - the other time was on a Monopoly board!"

Southend defender Peter Clarke on being taken out by old friend Joe Cole before the FA Cup clash between the sides. Sadly the Shrimpers could not find their get-out-of-jail-free card in the replay.

"It was so blatant you could see it on the radio."

Bristol City boss Gary Johnson at half time on 5 Live Sports Extra, following Crouch's juggling in the penalty box against Spurs

that gary johnson one is a belter...

that gary johnson one is a belter...

Some more from BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7932323.stm

"Bo-singwa in the rain, Bo-singwa in the rain, What a glorious feeeeeeling, We're top, top again!"

Chelsea fans at Portsmouth in horrendous weather conditions.

"Walk off, walk off, with your head in your hands, 'cos you'll ne-ver win the league, you'll ne-ver win the league."

Boro fans' adaptation of You'll Never Walk Alone to Liverpool.

"This lad has more checkouts than Tesco's."

Sid Waddell talking about darts ace James Wade.

"Walk off, walk off, with your head in your hands, 'cos you'll ne-ver win the league, you'll ne-ver win the league."

Boro fans' adaptation of You'll Never Walk Alone to Liverpool.

How long before that's Lofty's signature? :)