Albeit from the Mirror:

Jose Mourinho offered to let a lively Italian reporter the chance to select the Inter team for their Champions League game against Werder Bremen on Wednesday.

"I would if you gave me part of the nine million euros you earn," said the scribe. Mourinho shot back: "It's not nine, it's 11 and with sponsors it comes to 14."

LOVE IT!

Hah, he is never caught short of a quote

Albeit from the Mirror:

Jose Mourinho offered to let a lively Italian reporter the chance to select the Inter team for their Champions League game against Werder Bremen on Wednesday.

"I would if you gave me part of the nine million euros you earn," said the scribe. Mourinho shot back: "It's not nine, it's 11 and with sponsors it comes to 14."

LOVE IT!

;) :D Mourinho knows how to shoot them.

I think that if English was Scolari's first language he would shoot those oneliners as well. He tries to joke alot but can't say things the way he want's to say them, it is a shame really.