Droogba

Ref needs to get a grip.

I starred reaching for a bag of hay.

Too late, been said

Wowser, enjoyed that.

Ronaldo ain't no Bale.

Hold on Hungary, then score a late screamer

Unlucky, Hungary playing well

Come on Hungary, another please

Come on Hungary, loving this

Yeeeeeeeeesssss!!!!!

Hhaaa, glue is best bit.

Heard that before.

No no no. Come on Hungary.

Come on Hungary, nail this.

Hope Hungary come back after half time and secure this.

Goalie's lucky trackies are working.

Come on Hungary!

See my edit in your honour. I would use edible glue, preferably chocolate. You mean you've never stacked iddy biddy cereal?

Your superb language use almost thwarted a quip, but here's an alternative.23 would be higher than 28 if 23 were the number of weetabix stacked alongside 28 rice crispies. Edit, make that 28 Coco pops as I've just glimpsed Coco's hammer as it were, it's there, at the ready, will he pop his ban hammer cherry?!

Great to see Hungary's goalie has dressed for the occasion again. Wouldn't it be fun if Hungary did manage to beat Portugal somehow.

I'm in touch with my feminine side.

This thread was done on another Chelsea forum some time ago, it was less polite.

I came here thinking this was a literary game. It's IT, so I bid you goodnight.

Roy likes the word dominate. Hmm

Push off hopefully