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£70,000,000 for *that*.

Well that f**king says it all doesn't it?? sh*t.

Cool. Who? I mean who's available and won't mind sharing time with Tammy?

Whatever happened to understanding that this is our first season under Lampard with a largely young and raw team with precious little chance of signing somebody? FML you sound like you belong on ATV... [emoji849]

Fuuuuuuck that was close. [emoji53]

Why are people so down on us? We're basically playing against a team who aren't even bothering to try and play. They are just packing the defence, picking a pass with 6/7 guys in the 18 yard box is extremely difficult.

The anti-football played by Newcastle has been effective but f**k me I wouldn't want to pay to watch this week in and out. No wonder they were giving away tickets...

I could get behind that. Mount hasn't done much wrong but he's just a little lightweight, I think in this game Barkley with his bulk and direct running might be what we need.

My god but Newcastle play some lumpen sh*tty football. They have no ambition beyond a punt forward and hope that one of the forwards can run on to it. We've looked laboured but honestly against this kind of meaty packed 10 men behind the ball bullsh*t I can see why it's hard going...

So you said... [emoji1] He's amazing going forwards but he still has a raw moment in him on the defensive side of his game.

Strange how Burnley are the more physical team and yet are getting all kinds of banged up... [emoji57]

That's more like it!!!!!

FML that was close.

I'm curious, how are we feeling about Barkley ATM?

Certainly feels that way at the moment.

Actually thought Zouma and Toni were pretty good today. The problem was there was nobody picking up the ball in front of them. If you want a ball playing CB then you need to drop Zouma for Christiansen.

This game was lost in the middle of the park. Kanté was dreadful and that left Jorginiho with too much to do on his own.

Still think trying to buy our way out of this would be wrong though.

Well that was painful.

Kovacic lucky still to be on the pitch.

He lacked the bottle to take off Kanté. That would would take big balls.

That's not really fair, if all we do is punt high balls at him...

He needs some help, Kanté has been the biggest let down.

We've lost this in the middle of the park, nobody controlling the ball.

Another worldie against us. FFS. We've deserved that.