ScrubsLaneCFC

my stream stopped 4 minutes ago,I didn't notice, only that my arse wasn't clenched anymore

Diego "the axe murderer" costa.....now we have Alvaro "biscuit doe" morata

This little copper looking c**t wont give us a foul on the counter

f**k me is it no fouls given for chelsea day

defending champions, last English team to win CL, 20% possession...was scared to lose conte, maybe not so much now

Fcuk me play teh ball we were much braver against barca we look intimidated like we are relegation fodder

Willian and Pedro and slotting in to make 4 CM's basically

There back 4 are nothing special, key here was stop play in the mid field, cant see how drinkwater and fab wll do that. Kante seems to have a bug not an injury so good news.

Pedro up top? well haz did say after last game he plays best on left, morata like having 10 men but why not Giroud? I suppose same game plan as Barca speed on the counter

f**k me no kante...it's over before its started I actually thought we could get something here, we naturalised Barca we could sucker punch these slags

If that linesman took the red dildo out his arse the least we deserved was a draw even although we took the foot off the pedal in the second half

so conformation onside lovely

Losing when you're teh better team hurts more especially when the f**king defence switch off

I knew it

wow, pedro, I'd bring on Giroud for Morata

look tired need subs asap

Was the 4th official just caught on cam looking at contes cock

Haz is off pace today

Please get that delicate boy morata off to sick bay and get Giroud on keeps losing teh ball and they are breaking off it,like souness said if had a proper striker would be smashing them

sh*t defending but head clash I thought stop play

Morata is so gash cant hold up teh ball, cant dribble,cant pass, get Giroud on ffs

Or you could look at the bigger picture that he gave his all for teh team he is 21 and look devastated after the mistake, we are all pissed it was a basic mistake no top level player should make, he deserves criticism in football terms but not as a human "danish piece of sh*t" I'm not sure what nationality of sh*t you are but it's not really relevant to football

The best keepers stay up until the last moment, you should only be down early if the attacker is in a body shape or from an angle that he can only really go one way, it was bad goalkeeping, he seemed to guess which is strange for a keeper of his calibre

Clutching at straws there mate christensen did what every defender from sunday league to the top KNOW not to play, suicide pass against your own box, was a poor poor decision, experience yes but even a youth player would get the hair dryer for that

None the less you don't make a suicide pass 1-0 up against barca after 70 odd minutes, that's not a mistake it's unnecessarily stupid, but he is young so it's forgivable.