Everything posted by Roland The Bruin
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Chelsea vs Manchester United (PL) Saturday 18th April 20:00 GMT
Good…….shoring up the defence so we only lose 1-0. Smart guy
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Chelsea vs Manchester United (PL) Saturday 18th April 20:00 GMT
Not one player looks like they give a f**k. Poison right through this club
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Chelsea vs Manchester United (PL) Saturday 18th April 20:00 GMT
Actually perk myself up for our games then ya see Roseniors face and all enthusiasm painfully drains away
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Chelsea vs Manchester City (PL) Sunday 12th April 2026 16:30 GMT
Liam Rosenior pulls his trousers and pants down to his ankles to pee at a urinal
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Chelsea vs Manchester City (PL) Sunday 12th April 2026 16:30 GMT
This still has 4-3 Chelsea all over it. Got city right where we want them 😏
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Everton vs Chelsea (PL) Saturday 21st March 17:30 GMT
People talking about the “project”. Before the yanks took over we were a solid team, with a world class manager, had recently won the european cup, and made it to 2 domestic finals, losing to a great liverpool side. All they had to do was move a couple players on and bring in a couple to keep freshening it up. They just couldnt help themselves though. They wanted everything Roman related gone, even if that includes getting rid of a competing squad. When ya have an itchy arse ya just give it a gentle scratch, not f**king claw it to f**king shreds.
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Everton vs Chelsea (PL) Saturday 21st March 17:30 GMT
Thats birthday card pish😂😂😂
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Everton vs Chelsea (PL) Saturday 21st March 17:30 GMT
He writes it on his arse cheeks then
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Everton vs Chelsea (PL) Saturday 21st March 17:30 GMT
Liam Rosenior writes his own name on the tag of his underpants
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Everton vs Chelsea (PL) Saturday 21st March 17:30 GMT
We are absolute cheeks
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
We will rue the day that Lewis Hamilton and Serena Williams never got to buy the club. Its honestly that bad🙃
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
What a f**king night for Hakimi though😂😂😂
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
Preach. Its really spectacular how much these guys have f**ked up.
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
I hope Tuchel was there tonight because he was checking out the squad for his return next season and not for international reasons😂
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
Apparently Gary O’Neil has already said his goodbyes to the Strasbourg squad and is currently booking his flight for Heathrow. Signing on for a 9 year deal. Wanting to get Tim Sherwood as his assistant
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
Cant the uk government sanction the yanks for something……..anything at all will do
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
The commentator asking if the Chelsea owners will learn anything from what PSG have done. You mean getting a quality manager in that was wanting to come to Chelsea in the first place but decided against it because he wasnt a yes man
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
Dont hate the player, hate the game😂
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
Anyone watched the handmaids tale. Any good?
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Chelsea vs Paris Saint-Germain (UCL) Tuesday 17th March 20:00 GMT
This is gonna be a route. On the brightside, we are building a great team for the future. Should win the league cup in 7 years time
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 11th March 20:00 GMT
How long until the blueco business plan changes. How will they make any profit if the players they buy on inflated valuations end up been sh*te and they are lucky to break even if they sell them on and also lose out on champions league money if we are consistently sh*te. If i was struggling to wipe my arse with my left hand i would very quickly swap to using my right. Stop the f**king nonsense already
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 11th March 20:00 GMT
f**k it…………bring jose home. Blue co pay and dont speak😂
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 11th March 20:00 GMT
Ill take Sam f**king Allardyce at this point instead of that f**king too cool for school hipster w**ker
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 11th March 20:00 GMT
Do the defenders and and goalie know that its okay to kick that wee white sphere thing to f**k if they need to.
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Wrexham vs Chelsea (FAC) Saturday 7th March 17:45 GMT
Get it right round ya Ryan Reynolds and the other c**t nobody gives a feck about