Everything posted by Roland The Bruin
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Chelsea vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (PL) Saturday 8th November 20:00 GMT
Here, Maresca is a fu*king honking manager, but on the other hand he has a beautifuly perfect round shaped shiny head
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Qarabag vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 5th November 17:45 GMT
Maresca out………Avram Grant in………..bring him home. Honestly embarrassing all round tonight
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Qarabag vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 5th November 17:45 GMT
Even Maresca’s 5hit padded jacket is pi55ing me off
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Qarabag vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 5th November 17:45 GMT
Can we just please stop buying overpriced young sh*te in the hope they come good and just buy some experience, that goes for the manager as well.
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Chelsea vs Liverpool (PL) Saturday 4th October 17:30 GMT
Gotta be full on attacking football from now on 🤪🤪fair play
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Chelsea vs Brighton and Hove Albion (PL) Saturday 27th September 15:00 GMT
Our recruitment team plans for next season once Maresca is gone. Employ Brighton Manager, Spend 700 Billion on Mitoma, Dunk and Welbeck. Job done
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Chelsea vs Brighton and Hove Albion (PL) Saturday 27th September 15:00 GMT
I hear a certain Graham Potter is looking for work again 😏bring him home
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Chelsea vs Brighton and Hove Albion (PL) Saturday 27th September 15:00 GMT
Even if Maresca was to get sacked, we would just get another average coach and still have the same bunch of bellend5 in charge of recruitment. Nothing is gonna change.
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Chelsea vs Brighton and Hove Albion (PL) Saturday 27th September 15:00 GMT
Granted Santos brought that on but we are A55 at the back😂 lets buy 17 attackers instead of investing in a proper couple Cbs
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FC Bayern Munich vs Chelsea (UCL) Wednesday 17th September 20:00 GMT
Defensively we are W4NK
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (CWC) Sun 13th July 2025 20:00 GMT
Its fe*king great being a Chelsea fan aint it😂
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (CWC) Sun 13th July 2025 20:00 GMT
Refs a w*nk
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (CWC) Sun 13th July 2025 20:00 GMT
I didnt even see them fall out of his shorts.
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Paris Saint-Germain vs Chelsea (CWC) Sun 13th July 2025 20:00 GMT
Hope Madueke gets a run out
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Fluminense fc vs Chelsea (CWC) Tue 8th July 2025 20:00 GMT
We wanted a striker……..well by fu*k we have one now😂
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Real Betis vs Chelsea (ECL) Wed 28th May 25 20:00 GMT
Might go watch Philadelphia, the hit film starring Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington where the main character gets Aids. More cheery than watching this pish
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Real Betis vs Chelsea (ECL) Wed 28th May 25 20:00 GMT
Maresca has the same hairstyle as Murphy from Robocop
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Chelsea vs Manchester United (PL) Friday 16th May 20:00 GMT
Maresca and his bullsh*t style or lack of had totally killed Palmers progression.
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Chelsea vs Manchester United (PL) Friday 16th May 20:00 GMT
This is f**king sh*te. How the feck Sanchez still gets a game is beyond me. I’d be less nervous using a used junkies needle to take my mounjaro than I am watching that guy control the ball
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Newcastle United vs Chelsea (PL) Sun 11th May 12:00 GMT
Absolute f**king clown. Get Jackson and that stupid bald bastard to f**k. We could of had Enrique and went for the Poundland Guardiola
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Newcastle United vs Chelsea (PL) Sun 11th May 12:00 GMT
Everything is so f**king laboured. Even the rare time Jackson controls the ball upfront, why aren’t the rest bursting a bollock to get into the box. So fecking slow
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Fulham vs Chelsea (PL) Sun 20th Apr 25 14:00 GMT
The performance isn’t great but the main thing is that both sets of players have fun and enjoy themselves and make it home safe to their loved ones❤️
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Arsenal vs Chelsea (PL) Sun 16th March 25 13:30 GMT
Gutless ba5tards and Maresca is fecking useless
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Chelsea vs Southampton (PL) Tue 25th February 25 20:15 GMT
I just hope both sets of players have fun and enjoy themselves and make it home safe to their loved ones.
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Aston Villa vs Chelsea (PL) Sat 22nd February 25 17:30 GMT
Camera panning to Sanchez after the goal like he’s just morphed into prime Buffon😂