Roland The Bruin

Get that baldy bastard to f**k and in the summer sign some proven quality instead of wee boys who sh*t the bed

Can we get rid of that Baldy bastard for starters

Here this team is fecking honking. Absolute dug 5hite. Jackson is not that guy and never will be

Buy a f**king goalie and a striker for f**ksakes

At least the average wage bill has been brought down so………every cloud and that

To win the fecking lot

Dare I say it but if we can keep a steady center back partnership going most the season then I think we are gonna surprise a few pundits who have written the team off

At least we have had most the possession and made more passes than them. The glass is always half full fellas and dames

We are w**k, gonna be a long season.

I know it’s a pre season friendly and there is still players missing but feck me this is painful

It’s gotta be Tuchel for me. No Tommy Tuch, no title push 😂. I’ll show myself out after that one 😂

Atleast Omari Hutchinson scored fecking banger for Ipswich tonight.

Could do a hell of a lot worse than him. I wouldnt be against Hansi Flick to be honest.

Is that Amorin or Slot your talking about pal. Either would be better than Poch

I hope Poch spends the post match interview just talking about Dele Alli, healthy bbq's and what it was like playing football with long hair.

Well hes not gonna take him on when we are only 4-0 down......that would just be mental😂

Honestly absolutely 5ecking horsew**k

Wonder if they would swap Havertz for Mudryk

As much as im f**k3d off with Poch, we really shouldnt forget about that useless pair of fann1es Stewart and Winstanley. They should be shot with a ball of their own 5hite if thats that best they can muster up for the money spent.

Madueke and Mudryk off at half time. Non existant in the first half. Think Cucarella getting a bit of a raw deal having to do the defending and most of the attacking on the left. Mudryk nowhere to be seen

Even when Madueke brike forward there it seemed to take a fecking age for anyone to come up and give him support bar Mudryk

😂😂hows form today pal. Enjoying the great competition today

I get the feeling that this Chelsea team thinks it the taking part that counts

Because he doesn't want to be lazy and just walk back.

I wonder how many of the chelsea team have their nipples pierced🤔