Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

The Shed End - Chelsea FC Forums

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

End of season rap

Featured Replies

  • Author
just because they couldn't think of anything that fit the beat and rhymed with scolari

Oh go on then....................

Phil got sh*tty,

When Robinho went to City,

Oh what a pity. When they drew with Hull city

Scolari got the sack,

His tactics were cack,

easily found out when they marked his wing backs.

The zonal marking,

Should have kept Steve Clarke in

they came to the bridge - the busses they were parkin

Didn't last long and the latest Chelsea song

is One Guus Hiddink a rinky dink dink

I'll get me coat

Edited by BLUENUT

  • Author
but you never actually rhymed "scolari!"

OK, I used poetic licence............

Phil Scolari

Played it out on his Atari

Chelsea fans wished he'd go on Safari

*bottom of the barrell well and truely scrapped*

Edited by BLUENUT

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Recently Browsing 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.
Background Picker
Customize Layout

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.