Here's mine:

 

Mr. R. Abramovich

C/O Stamford Bridge

London SW6 1HS

 

Dear Mr Abramovich

 

Being the astute business man you are, I'm sure you realise by now that you made an absolutely massive rickett in appointing the interim manager. Guardiola is a one trick pony, Jose Mourinho may be available at the end of the season - and if you would follow my advice, you would swallow your pride, kiss and make up, and get his arse back to the Bridge at the earliest possibly opportunity.

 

In the meantime I would like to volunteer my services for the position of New And Bluebeard Approved Interim Manager.

 

Yours sincerely.

T. Docherty Esquire

 

I might only last a week or two but the compo I'd get would set me up for years. Shh don't tell Mr Abramovich that.

 

 

Honest George's Genuine Tapas Bar

143 Streatham Hill

London SW2

 

Dear Señor,

 

Allow me to introduce myself. I am fat, crap and adept at waiting tables.

 

I can commute from Liverpool.

 

Muchas gracias ..

Mr. R. Abramovich

C/O Stamford Bridge

London SW6 1HS

 

Dear Sir,

 

Kindest regards this day. I am writing at you with a proposal for business that I am believing will be of mutual benefit. I have the pleasure to introduce myself as Joseph Emmanuel Chukwo. I have prior experience as a barrister and am also ordained minister to spread the good news of Jesus Christ our savior. I also am coach of the football team of my village and have been met with great successes. We are 13 time Nasarawa State Champions. I am blessed to be full of tactics knowledge and inspire confidence through my faith in God which I impart on my team. I am excited to be offering my services to you, sir, and hope to bring great fortune to the Chelsea FC. It is here that I must request a transfer of funds to ensure my safe journey to England. Unfortunately I am currently responsible for debts that must be paid before I can begin my journey to Stamford's Bridge. With your help, and the transfer of Â£700,000 GBP, I will be free to coach your team to glory. Please reply urgently. 

 

Yours in Christ,

Prince J. Emmanuel Chukwo

Edited December 16, 201213 yr by That Boy Brandinho

Dear Mr Abramovich

 

The improvement that has transformed Chelseas season is evident to anybody who knows about football. As a football expert, you will have no doubt noticed how the team is now creating chances, and scoring goals. 5 goals in 4 games from your striker is evidence of that.

 

It is clear that you already have the best manager in the world, and the club and players need stability. Why change a winning formula? It is in the best interests of everyone, especially your prized number 9 (who was an astute buy btw, great judgement) and who is clearly back to his best, if you keep Mr Benitez in employment.

 

Your faithfully

 

Fernando  I. P. Knightly

Edited December 16, 201213 yr by nonotnowjim

Dear Roman

 

All the begging in the world and i wouldnt come back after how you treated me.

 

You made your bed, now lie in it....

 

Robbie (I did it) Di Matteo. aka, the man who won the champ league for Chelsea.