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nonotnowjim

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  1. Now officially official
  2. NNNJ For the Win.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc
  3. For sure it has been a good start to competitive fixtures. He has us playing attacking (without it being careless), progessive, and far quicker than the muppets before him. Fulham and Luton are one thing - so lets see if it continues against our bogey clubs over the next couple of weeks.
  4. I wish him nothing but the worst. Irrational as the hatred may be, I wish no good to come to his life.
  5. and if my aunt....
  6. What the hell have you been smoking?! World class?! And Enzo - for all his flaws, is a world cup winner, who starts for Argentina. Jackson doesn't get into the senegal team. i don't know what you are trippin on - but give me a puff!
  7. wrong. On his day he runs around like a headless chicken with very little actual footballing ability. On the more regular bad days he runs around like a headless chicken with very little actual footballing ability - getting caught offside and collecting red cards. A joke of a footballer and a terrible human being. I wish him nothing but the very worst for his life.
  8. to be fair - I have been pretty happy since he left to Bayern. As I argued back then, he had already left and wouldn't be back. We had already endured 2 seasons worth of hapless performances, and clearly the club had already decided he wasn't good enough - to the extent that they tried to sell him. He was never coming back as he was never good enough to play for chelsea. But of course - some on here were grasping at straws... " it's just a loan to munich, he is better than delap, he will come back as number 2 to pedro, he will come back as a left winger" ... but they failed to read the room. A club who had already decided to sell is rarely (if ever) going to reverse that decision. Particularly with player so inept. So yeah - i'm glad this is being formalised - but in truth he left in mind and spirit after that red card against newcastle.
  9. It all stems from not paying Roma £50m for Alison years ago - and then spunking £70m on Kepa.
  10. where are all the cartel who were buzzing about when the loan to Bayern ended, and he came back? All pretty quiet. I thought the prodigal son had returned and he was ready to rip it up for chelsea as the elite player he truly is.... ...but alas, here we are, bomb squad, listed, and nobody interested enough to put their hand in their pockets. Who saw this coming?
  11. because he is sh*t. utter toss.
  12. another world class performance from the loser today vs the mighty johor baru fc - or whatever they are called
  13. Why on earth are they playing him in pre season and taking fitness minutes away from people who migth actually be good enough to play for chelsea. This loser has already proven, time and again, not to be good enough. We already decided that, and sent him on his merry way. It is so odd that Alonso is now giving him minutes, when the club has already deemed him not to be good enough.
  14. wrongly subbed on - and then rightly subbed off again today. Disgusting person and player.
  15. Good luck Trev - enjoy Italy. Wishing you all the best - oh, and may you or your family never need a blood transfusion.
  16. absence makes the heart grow fonder..... Unless it is with that twat Jackson who I still hate.
  17. You know I do. You are the sole subscriber of the NNNJ and @just double header.... (or is that double ended?)
  18. yeah - it's brutal. I am one of the more fortunate ones...I used to work in Beirut, and if I was still there it would be £27k per year down!
  19. I thought the racist conversation was shut down a long time ago. And if I recall, one of the cheesy posters having the argument here and calling him racist, was in fact defending Enzo at the time (alongside me funnily enough)....yep. Screenshot below I said it at the time, Enzo was a stupid twat. Stupidity and racism however are different things. The song makes no reference to race, skin colour or ethnicity. Stupid yes. Xenophopic proberly. Racist No. The chant was immature, offensive and something that he should never have broadcast. But singing along to a chant in a post-match celebration is not, by itself, proof that he is a racist person. Racism is generally understood as prejudice or discrimination against people because of their race or ethnicity. Someone can participate in offensive behaviour without that behaviour necessarily reflecting deeply held racist beliefs. Reasonable people can agree that the chant was in bad taste and ill judged, without making sweeping conclusions that one incident alone proves that Fernández himself is a racist. Chelsea dropped the investigation and rightly so. Enzo was also right to apologise. Stupid. But Not racist. Oh how I missed this conversation.....
  20. Haha - I wish! I found out last week my monthly salary is getting cut 1200 squid Per month! And most of the perks (travel allowance, transfer grants, kids education allowances)are all also being cut.... I know I know...the shed ends heart bleeds for poor little NNNJ! It was a good run..... but the gravy trains has stopped. I might have to bloody start doing some proper work now!
  21. RIP Ken Bates. I really liked batesy, the character, the no nonsense approach, and the relationship he had with the likes of Dennis Wise. Saved the club and did so much for us. Rest well Mr Chelsea.
  22. Hey - good to see you on here active and well! Good to be in touch again.
  23. There was a brazilian guy on here a few years ago, a huge vasco fan. I had a video call with him (yes Val, I put on some clothes for the call) - as I promised to buy him a chelsea shirt with Santos name on it, in return he wanted to send my son a vasco shirt... and then he dissapeared. I never did buy him the shirt coz he left... that makes me a sad panda. Anyway - he watched vasco weekly, and said Santos was the real deal - and destined for greatness. Come on Blueco - dont be stupid(er). The guy is far more reliable than Lavia.
  24. Evil Saka has not shown enough, either for us, or during his time on loan in the EPL. A level or 2 below every other winger we have.
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