Tell me it isn't true. They just just announced on TalkSport that Jamie Redknnapp is likely to be an integral part of our new coaching team

John Terry's mum is taking over the canteen aswell

Jobs for the boys.....the club is becoming more farcical by the minute

Tell me it isn't true. They just just announced on TalkSport that Jamie Redknnapp is likely to be an integral part of our new coaching team

Lost for words

It's probably for Football Icon, they will be checking on the progress of Carl Magnay!

Can we also have Georgie Thomson as assistant coach or something?

Well if we're going to poach people off Sky sports because they are "pretty".

I've got a jog for Georgie Thompson

cant believe that is true

Now they say on the radio that he's coming to add glamour! Apparently because Mr Grant makes John Major look like 007.

Chelsea unglamorous? We may lack many things but surely glamour isn't one of them!

Is Sky TV going to film all this and call it "Pimp My Club"?

(To be followed by a reality show, set in Amsterdam's red-light district, called "Club My Pimp")