Jimbo

Wow, 5 years! Congrats guys.

It's on the BBC website and Sky Sports news now.

Snap. Makelele's contribution for the two league titles was huge.

England played a meaningless friendly away to Austria last friday and took more the 3000 fans. Not many countries would do the same. England are exceptionally well supported compared to the vast majority of countries.

Where do you live Loz?

Nope. Only 1. Manure play at 12.45! Nope. West Ham play against Aston Villa too. West Ham v Villa is the only 3pm kick off today.

there is a sign in the players tunnel: "this isn't anfield" Nice. I'll be stealing that joke very soon!

Nope. Only 1. Manure play at 12.45!

Assaullted! http://www.d1g.com/video/show/?id=1435095 Dida should be ashamed of himself. What was he trying to do? get the fan sent off? Worse than Rivaldo.

Neither did Martin O'Neill, Gareth Southgate or Glenn Roeder. They'll just give him a different job title or something like that.

As is written in the Torah.

Can we also have Georgie Thomson as assistant coach or something? Well if we're going to poach people off Sky sports because they are "pretty".

McAlele. Seriously though I watch a few Scotland games (my best mate is a Celtic supporter so i'm dragged down the pub to watch them and the national team). Craig Gordon is the only one I think would not look out of place in a team that is one of the best in Europe. Also how bad was that penalty decision against Lithuania. I thought my mate was going to have a heart attack he has raging so much! Brilliant!

He was only posting here last week. Very sad news indeed and i'll definately raise a glass to him today.

He played for Ukraine last week so he can't be injured. Maybe not "match fit", but you can't get match fit without playing.

I really liked Anchorman "Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once. Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name? Brian Fantana: I don't remember. Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going..." I also like There's something about Mary. Modern comedy is not rubbish, you're all just old! As for TV comedy anything with Rob Brydon is quality (anybody see "directors commentary"?)

Jimbo.

On Sky sports news now 4 year deal. Pictures of him waiting for a bus with his agent on the fulham road!

I love Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg5HsG7AN1Y

It's been done before but still makes me laugh so here are some stupid things stupid footballers have said: "They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that." Kevin Keegan "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." David Beckham "I never make predictions, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne "The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that." Glenn Hoddle "I couldn't settle in Italy. It was like living in a foreign country." Ian Rush "Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today." Steve Lomas "You've got to take the rough with the smooth. It's like love and hate, war and peace, all that bollocks." Ian Wright "My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." David Beckham "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." Stuart Pearce "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." Barry Venison "We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us." Ruud Gullit

Scouse keyboard (very old I know):

hope you don't mind me adding another McGarry story but I read this toaday and thought t was worthy of a post: Our boys beat the hacks 3-1 by the way.

I did a quick search on Youtube and came up with these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2CgF_zaGS0

Good stuff Jimbo (good name by the way!) Keep 'em coming.

Boromir in the Lord of the Rings. Does Dennis Hopper being shot in True romance count? I love that scene.