i see in your description it says watch out there are mancs lurking an theres even a scouser an now theres 2 so can u change it plz to acknowledge me! what do u rekon guys? chelsea for relegation?

I beg your pardon, you appear to be speaking remedial.

Relegation? oh Definatly

Cue Lofty..

(Nice Southern IP address by the way )

I beg your pardon, you appear to be speaking remedial.

Remedial? The bloke sounds quite normal for a Scouse, over-educated even.

Scouse keyboard (very old I know):

Is that their new away strip he's wearing. Don't know if it has a collar or not - but I see that either a particular player's name is now emblazoned on some headgear or is it a new sponsor? Is the hat going to be mandatory on matchdays?

Scouse keyboard (very old I know):

welcome, dont say anything too inflamatory and you'll be ok here.