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On the bright side, none of then are Enzo

Aa transfer windows go this has been tge best example of selling sh*te products since Andrex during COVID

To be fair it was Saka, England's greatest defender bar Bobby Moore

Coming on now. A new member has just joined The Villa End called GarnachoandCheese

Who are you playing for?

Probably one of the first times we have seen a hint of the player I was delighted we signed. Hopefully a sign of things to come without 66 injuries and with better commitment on his part.

Alonso very slow to make changes today. Shouldn't have taken until 3 2 to do something.

This is, of course, purely to stop @axman2526 stalking me to my grave score. 3 1 win First goal scorer Palmer Minute of the first goal. 38

I, for one, would like to thank our Sheikh overlords. Overpaying us for Maresca and Fernandez is like paying over the odds for a night on the razz and a drive home with Ant Mcpartlin

Not so fussed about missing chances so far this season. The fact we are creating them (against Fulham and tonight) is a big improvement on last season when we were as attractive to watch as Peter Beardsley in drag. Obviously will need to start to improve conversion sooner rather than later.

Fair play to Luton. Really well organised and defending superbly. Gusto, Welbeck and Estevao massively under performing. Other than that no real complaints.

You 'asking for a friend'?

47.5m is more than enough for him!

Not seen a deal that good since I traded a pack of Lambert and Butler for a night with both Mork and Mindy. How the f**k....

Not seen a deal that good since I traded a pack of Lambert and Butler for a night with both Mork and Mindy. How the f**k....

Oops forgot

If I had hair I would be vacuuming the carpet. At least it is a winning start and at least Palmer, Rogers and Pedro look really bright. Defensively we have all the composure of @Mod at a Ford Mustang party and a goalkeeper who makes Jimmy Saville look like a safe pair of hands. If there was a change in the rules that might help us it would be to abolish subs. Ours were utter sh*te.

Unfortunately, Sanchez

Yet another game which illustrates how utterly pointless Enzo is when we are under pressure.

Alonso must be making a change soon to try and wrestle the game back a bit. This has points thrown away written all over it just now.

Piss poor again at the back

I think it should be Colwill hooked. Not so much as a tactical decision, more because he is half a foul away from a red.

I do admire Maresca Ball...when it is City playing it

You cant say that any more. You have to say 'big boned'

I had just finished carving yiur left leg as well. Turning it into Goose now