GlasgowBlue

Mate not having a go, but do you have a Word document open with the same 5 posts that you just copy and paste onto the forum?

Alan Shearer must be on our payroll. Waxing lyrically about our tactics. And rightly so.

Unselfish from Torres but I'd have loved him to score himself.

Does anyone else just love how Skrtel tries to barge Ba over after he scores and he literally bounces off the big man?

This BBC commentator is woeful!

Cider in one hand, Sky remote in the other. MOTD2 on BBC London (thank God for Sky providing Scottish viewers with an alternative). Here we go.

Almost choked on my MOTD cider when I scrolled down and seen that!

Yeah, you notice that? How dare Jose have tactical awareness and knowledge! We have a manager who is meticulous in his planning, even more so that his first time with us. He's learned a hell of a lot in his spells with Inter and Madrid. He's the only manager you could say is able to set up a side to get a specific result, he's like a twelfth man. Rodgers looked absolutely flummoxed by Jose's tactics. The old "parking the bus" line does him and us a huge disservice, you've got to admire the level of knowledge and planning that's gone into that kind of display along with many others this season, as recently as midweek against Atletico. Does it frustrate opponents? Of course ... because we're not the one leaking cheap goals.

Evening boys and girls. How enjoyable was that? Superb display but I'm getting sick and tired of these "anti football" jibes. Defending is as much a part of the game as attacking and today we played to our strengths with the squad we had available. Kalas, immense. What a debut. Schwarzer, commanding in Cech's absence as he was in midweek. I enjoyed Jose ripping Jamie Redknapp a new one at full time after his comments about Jose in the wake of the Mike Dean and Michael Riley comments. Jamie "I've won heehaw" Redknapp should stop listening to the sound of his own voice. The title is still a long shot, we need results to go our way but both ourselves and City have one advantage ... we have players who know what it takes to win championships/cups. Liverpool could well still bottle under pressure, but if we can't win it I'd rather see City lift it than Liverpool. I cannot stand them and their sense of entitlement. And as for Rodgers and "we try to win in a sporting manner". Did you not see your own player (Suarez) against Norwich when he faked injurey then leapt to his feet when Liverpool regained possession? Glass houses and stones, Brendan. Come on Chelsea!

I still can't shake the feeling he's option number 2 since Falcao got injured. If Falcao recovers from his injury and looks the same player he should be our priority. We all seen what Falcao is capable of up close.

I'm going to watch it again, I didn't catch the gobbling into his hand bit.That's disgusting. Edit: I naively thought he was just flicking his arm out to get space at the corner, but he gobs into his hand then flicks it at Ramos.

I'm hoping that was down to our defending than his ability.If we are going to spend £35m on a striker we need to make the right choice. For far too long we've spent ridiculous sums on players with big reputations who've not delivered in a Chelsea shirt (Torres and Shevchenko immediately spring to mind).

Ramos and particularly Pepe are absolute pricks. Dirty, dirty players and that video was good in that Costa showed they didn't intimate him with their antics.

I've wanted us to sign Falcao for ages now, but we don't know how well he will recover from his injury. I won't be unhappy with Costa though. The guy is the kind of technically sound, physical front man we need.

Get Luiz off free kicks for God sake!

Huge chance here.

Mikel out the second leg now too. Should be ... interesting!

Careful, you'll have folk snapping at you for saying stuff like that ...

Just saying he's clumsy, wrong place at the wrong time ... that's all.

Hope we don't drop too deep and on top of Schwarzer with Terry off.

And I was insinuating he did? He's clumsy.

So is Schwarzer, another great take. And Luiz stood on JT's ankle?! The boy is a train wreck, honest to God.

Lamps misses second leg. Pish.

Not been his best night tonight, first touch has been oddly absent, especially under pressure.

I've just stitched a couple of new buttons in my couch with my arse in this half. Come on Chels!