Gordon Bennett

Why the f**k do we have to kick off at quarter past 8?? Too f**king late

Brainwashed fool

2 sh*t performances in a row from this bumfluff faced fool

Get these c**ts out of my club

At least he tried something different yesterday. We're just incapable of producing a 90 minute display though.

I do. He's a bone idle sh*t c**t who needs a good hiding.

None of them have any fight or bottle. Reece James is too used to sitting on the sidelines dressed like a pimp.

He's not got the engine for the Premier League. Can't believe the useless c**ts paid over £100m for him.

Team has zero fight in them. Not fit to wear the shirt this bunch of sh*t c**ts.

Not "living up to the bill"…? They're f**king sh*t.

There it is. Jorgensen sh*te. Almost entire team devoid of fight. Absolute and utter crap.

A billion for this sorry bunch of sh*t c**ts. f**kING RUN YOU c**tS! GET THE f**k IN THEIR FACES FOR f**kS SAKE!

Cucu is a bit lucky there. Looked a foul in the box.

Villa will keep on going until the end and probably nick it. Our bunch of petals have had enough and are hiding now. All apart from Cucu, Caicedo and Cole.

Terrible attempt from Neto. I sh*t you not I could have done better there.

Decent effort from Nkunku

Need to put some pressure back in them here. We're getting hemmed in

Under pressure and dafuq was that clearance from Tosin? Ooh, Cole goes close

Great tackle Cucu

Yes! Enzo! Fantastic driving run from Neto

As dire as we are right now watching Chelsea is still preferable to watching 30 fat public schoolboys chasing an egg.

Analysis from FourFourTwo: Thoughts?

May as well look at League One players - that's about the level of Serie A these days.

Back in the day if you didn't have a striker you'd play a centre back up top. That's what I'd do here - play Adarabioyo up front - at least he can head it. Nkuntku can stick his balloons up his arse and f**k off while he's doing it.

Like Nkunku and Werner did?