TheCeleryKing

Dembele will be going to PSG to replace the exiting of Neymar then? Would we be better off with Dembele or Neymar? Neymar is more the striker, more the no.9 that we need. I guess. Neymar comes with so much baggage though. But he is one of the best players in the world. This could be great. . .Thiago is there to keep him in check. I guess Raphina and him have some chemistry. Tuchel knows him. It could work out.

We won't be getting rid of Pulisic. Our American owners will want the star of America in the squad. Plus Pulisic has some talent and ability when fit.

Double Dutch? Denzel Dumfries to Chelsea? With DeLight to follow. Maybe we should poach Frenkie de Jong as well? And Antony from Ajax? Get all the Dutch blokes at Chelsea.

Kounde for £56million to be paid by July 5th. Apparently. My guess it is either Kounde or De Light and that we are not after both of them. That we are after another CB but maybe an older/cheaper player?

Tuchel has set his sights on landing Juventus defender Matthijs de Ligt. Kounde is on 'hold'. Why would Juventus sell? Well Juve need the money, as the Italian giants want to raise funds to sign Neymar. Oh dear. If PSG can sell Neymar, then they are going to make an offer for Dembele.

After pressing to sign Jules Kounde for over a year Chelsea have now ‘disappeared from the map’ and Sevilla are very upset and they want an update on Chelsea's intentions . . . .Well, my guess is that we got fed up dealing with the club and the player already said he prefers a move to Barca. We have a long list of CB options. See you later. Kounde to Barca? This is also very unlikely, given the fact that the Barcelona club are freaking broke. Also, Barca just hired a certain AC from Chelsea so not sure they were ever interested in Kounde. So, Kounde, who we all thought would be our first signing might end up being a late summer signing? We should wait until they are ready to come to the table to discuss properly.

Neymar has been Offered to Chelsea, Juventus, Real Madrid and Barcelona, and will be offered to others. The transfer fee will be small but the wage demands will be huge. Any club buying him need to consider looking for additional club sponsorship to help with the increase in squad wages, and will need to think about any disruption it may cause. Barcelona will look to avoid the temptation for a return and look to much younger additions. Real Madrid see the add on costs of multiple intermediaries and representatives pretty obscene. I can see Newcastle as a viable destination. The player wishes to stay in Paris but the new "sporting director" and incoming Head Coach will be happy to move him on as they begin to reshape the team.

And RLC too. Probably CHO. Can we sign players on a loan. Other than Saul that is. Can we take De Ligt on loan for instance?

So. And now we’ve reached the Ronaldo to Chelsea portion of the transfer season. The silly season. That said. Y'know he probably has another 5 years left in him. And, he scores goals, and although it makes me make a little vomit in my mouth when i think about it, I would actually say yes. Yes to signing Cronaldo.