thebluekid

Judging by what it’s like when I come on here post match to read the reviews… thank f**k I haven’t watched a Chelsea game since September!

Haaland.

It’s like flogging a dead horse with this current crop of players. Interestingly the reason why Pep and Klopp have done so well at their respective teams, in my opinion, rests on the idea that their teams seem to have a bit of the older school grit and sound mentality about them. A couple of players aside, I wouldn’t want any of our current first team coming to my immediate aid were I on fire and pleading for my life. They’d sh*t themselves and worry they’d get their Gucci handbags and sh*t tracksuits dirty.

Our passing between the lines being evidently sh*t as per usual. No good signing all these attackers if there’s zero chance creation from midfield.

We had absolutely zero chance of signing Haaland. It was all smoke. He was set on City. He only wants the best teams in his career in each country he will play in. City-Madrid and then whenever gets his final years.

You keep telling yourself that. We have completely unproven younger talents and are linked with a few YouTube players.

I’d genuinely be happy to stop the season now, give everything to City and just pause the sport for ten years. How the flying piss, buck and a fart is anyone going to get near this team at the moment? They’re so far and ahead of everything and everyone domestically that it’s almost like a Super League would be a fantastic idea… for them… so they can go and play against the top sides from across Europe and we can have w competitive league again. Mind you it’s not their fault we’ve spent more money than them but aren’t fit to lace their boots. FairPlay that team.

When I was younger I had a similar thing. I played for a team higher in the division, coach kept putting me at left back even though I was 10 stone wet through and had a blinding pre season at left wing because his favourite came back from his gap yah and off I f**ked. I left, joined a team down the road who actually appreciated me 2 levels lower, had a blinding season at left wing, went back up two levels and bagged two goals against the same team who wouldn’t sniff at me in my actual position 2 seasons later. Coaches win the hearts of their players when they actually show that every single one of the boys he’s got is worth their weight in gold to the coach; not when they clearly have favourites and alienate everyone else who doesn’t fit his agenda.

Wait a minute hahahahahahaha, you’re blaming Sarri for how f**king pants we’ve been for a while now? That’s like me blaming my ex Mrs for me still not knowing my way around a fanny.

So why does he keep f**king playing them then? Look I appreciate you’re trying your best to calm everyone down and you’re probably sat there ‘tutting’ at all the ‘knee jerk’ reactions, but it’s been a f**king shambles rolling from the end of last season to now. He has completely ALIENATED players in his formations. No wonder why Puli, Ziyech, CHO etc. have downed tools. If you’re a f**king winger who’s never been on a defensive duty in all the years you’ve played the game and your coach puts you at wing back to try squeeze you in, you’d be fuming… Especially considering those that start ahead of you are hardly knocking doors down. Buck starts with the manager.

I think it’s genuinely an absolute travesty that he is the one who has been granted an unlimited chequebook. It’s becoming more and more evident now at the severe cracks in his managerial abilities; he has blatantly shown that he has favourites which is a big no-no for any top, top coach. Give him until the end of September… After that it is time to go. Fortunately the players he has bought will be able to fit in to another manager’s plans. Potter is a fantastic shout but will he do a David Moyes akin to his United spell? Does he have the pull with players? Zidane is on the market. I’m not being funny but those of you who are batting eyelids at those batting eyelids at Tuchel need to appreciate this isn’t the same Chelsea you grew up watching pre 1990. This is an elite footballing team that has spent a billion pounds on players to end up scrapping in the league for what? 6-7 years? Something isn’t right.

I left the best side in world football because I’m too much of a bottle job to fight for my position.

When are all the people that constantly slag off the posters on this forum for analysing the team negatively going to start seeing the truth? We have 24 hours, essentially, to sort this massive problem we have in midfield. Mainly the f**king M I D F I E L D.

I have spent the past week thinking, philosophising, staying up all night staring at my ceiling; I’ve done a crash degree in The Greatest Mysteries of the Human Race and… … Nope, I still can’t wrap my f**king head around the fact we’re legitimately trying to sign Aubameyang.

The Lion doing his thing again. Strutting around, generally doing absolute f**k all. Feel embarrassed comparing him to a Lion strolling the Savannah’s as the poor lad could hit water if he fell out of a boat, but it’s the most accurate comparison of this useless dosser