The Boehly Babes

Penders RJ, Josh, Levi, Chav Barco, Watson Stevie, Neto, Quenda Welbeck

Arsenal sh*thoused the Prem last season and got to the Champions League final. We lost by 1 away from home. If Gabriel had been deservedly sent off, if JP was half a centimetre longer, if the referee used his eyes and was competent. We get out with at least a point. Yes, we could’ve/should’ve signed a CM this window, but then this was the seasons ‘biggest task’ and we did OK. Everyone hitting the panic button and acting like the skies falling down. Let’s see how we do against Leeds midweek and go from there.

I thought Josh did well today.

I think credit where it’s due but also criticism as well. He was f**king sh*te going forward today, beyond wasteful. The difference when Stevie came on was night & day. He’s a role to play in this side but no point glazing someone for the sake of it, he was good the other night. Today he was not good.

We were in the game for 90 minutes. Without Caicedo & Palestra. Positives to take from it. Stevie needs to be starting, find a way to get him into that lineup.

They’re just cheating in every aspect of the game. It’s not dark arts it’s just plain dirty.

We’d have absolutely no CM issues if these clowns didn’t insult Rice with lowball wages when we had a free run at him. Just a reminder.

#AlonsoOut

Malo f**king Gusto.

Drop to a back 4 stick Stevie on for Neto.

Defend a 2-1 deficit?

RJ sleeping as a CM there.

Gabriel should’ve seen red. JP was centimetres from that CP pass for a tap in. Neto hit the post. We’ve been open but we haven’t been negative in the slightest.

Erm is it allowed that Gabriel just bear hugs JP there?

Ben White has the kind of face you see on an Operation Yewtree poster.

Oh f**k off. Sanchez esque keeping.

We’ve got to score another 2 to come away with a point here defending like this.

Blatant offside, least controversial call of the season. Someone tell Neville to wind his neck in.

VAR not going to look at that?

Samesies.

North London Forever is the second most plastic thing in football, just behind Milton Keynes.

Can’t argue with that lineup one bit.

If we can keep this a football match, I think we nick it. If we let it devolve into rugby then it’s Arsenals game.

Did we drop the ball not snapping up Enciso?

I’ve tried to take the bias out of it but I still cannot see what makes him a 100M+ player twice? Obviously people ‘in the game’ must rate him highly but as a spectator he just seems to be such a passenger every game. His passing is OK, he isn’t in any way quick or fast, he isn’t physical or imposing, his shooting is OK, his control is pretty atrocious, his tackling is more dirty than decent, his ‘box crashing’ is what any 8 should be doing anyway. Aside from the fact he’s an absolute gobsh*te that some muppets mistake for ‘passion’ what does he really bring to the table. As I’ve said previously, trying to make our strongest XI even with him in the squad, he doesn’t make the first 3 iterations of what would have been our midfield partnerships. The damage Maresca is going to do to City after Pep’s decade of building is irreparable.