The Boehly Babes

Just another nail in the coffin of Chelsea FC. Not because of the sale of Trev but the treatment of him over the past 2-3 years. Absolutely vile and it’s great he gets to live somewhere as wonderful as Como for the next x amount of years. It’s irrecoverable now that we are fully BlueCo CFC LDN. Clubs dead.

Only to the degree of hoping it doesn’t happen for the quoted fee.

Looks like Dragojevic will get over the line this week, definitely an intriguing signing with the potential there. Then it’s whether we still chase that Hjerto-Dahl with the fee seeming to continue to rise. Probably ends any hope of getting Mikey Moore back for a second season unfortunately though.

Think we’re all still w**king over that 2021 Reece James with him and Chilwell causing absolute havoc as wing backs. This season had me questioning and the World Cup has just backed it up unfortunately, his body cannot do it anymore. He’s lost a yard of pace, his confidence appears shot and he’s just not the same player. The Reece James of old would’ve been bombing up and down that touchline, this one seems to look sideways/backwards for the easy pass as his first option. As has been said before, he’s probably the best Cobham has ever produced, he’s just absolutely riddled and can’t play a full intensity season anymore. Maybe a move into midfield is the answer? But even then he just appears so much slower than a Caicedo. We’ll see, give him this season under a proper manager but if it’s a game every other week and slow in possession again then a move to a warmer climate and less demanding league might be on the table.

Not one to defend the SD’s but the sale of Cucu isn’t something we should be lamenting. He’s an OK LB, nothing special, over the course of a full PL season I think we’d all admit his errors and lack of positional awareness outweigh his Hollywood moments. He’s a YT Highlight player, not a serious footballer. We looked a lot better toward the end of the year with Hato at LB, whose trajectory is on the increase as opposed to Cucu who is already at his peak. The sale isn’t an issue. What is an issue is if we go and spend the same amount on an inferior player who isn’t PL proven (see Pep Chavvario)

I think from the start there was just some baffling squad decisions. Not taking one of Gibbs-White or Wharton but Jordan Henderson goes. Not taking a Cole Palmer, Rio Ngumoha or Phil Foden, regardless of form when you know Saka isn’t fit and Madueke is starting games. Then when Tino drops out, calling Trev up instead of giving Trent the nod. We know he’s a defensive liability but when you’re making the whole squad identity around set pieces having someone who excels in that area would’ve been ideal. It just seems to be a squad picked with an extremely negative outlook. Don’t have to deal with this International bo**ocks for another 2 years now thankfully. It’s far too stressful. Proper chance missed.

Little Man Syndrome. Argentinian. Ginger. Literally 0 redeeming features. Cancel the purchase.

Any chance we can pull out of this transfer? Same as the Emegha one, absolutely pointless. Just more book balancing between BlueCo clubs. We sold KDH who is 5x the player. Makes 0 sense.

Just seen Bournemouth are in talks with Benfica for Antonio Silva. Have I missed something here? That’s literally an IDEAL signing and we’re being beaten to the punch by Bloody Bournemouth. Somebody stop the world, I want to get off.

Aside from that Jude Bellingham is a superstar and we thankfully won’t have to put up with Harry Kane going missing and then f**king the whole formation up next tournament.

Also that Kraut c**t Tuchel can do one. sh*t the bed on the biggest stage. Give it to Super Sam Allardyce for the Euros. #BritishJobsForBritishWorkers

I’m glad we torpedoed their ships. I’m glad we defended our British territories. The only regret I have is we didn’t carry on and bomb the whole backwater country into oblivion to prevent HGH cheats like Messi and men who leave their kids without a father to go and enjoy the city then come crawling back like the horrible rats they are when they realise the grass isn’t always greener and all their sh*t tattoos get them 0 pussy like Enzo f**king Fernandez. c**ts the lot of them.

If we can’t flog that horrible little c**t to some gullible Spanish side I hope he gets Boo’d out the country.

I love the bloke to bits but Reece James is our weak link here.

I apologise to Mr Spence.