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  1. It’s time for Marescas team talk then his 2nd half subs in due course we can guarantee that the only team to profit from both will be the 🍒 s. Predictably poor again, I fully expect the worst that they’ll win in the end, hope I’m proved wrong and we get a point 😅
  2. It’s time for Marescas team talk then his 2nd half subs in due course we can guarantee that the only team to profit from both will be the 🍒 s. Predictably poor again, I fully expect the worst that they’ll win in the end, hope I’m proved wrong and we get a point 😅
  3. Every match the defending is championship level, the only player to improve back there is Sanchez remarkably , constantly rearranging and rotating the players in front of him is ⚽️ stupid unles there’s an ulterior motive.
  4. Oh no concede from another throw in ! Think it’s gonna be a 🏏 score here, both teams performing in the same fashion , no defence no midfield
  5. Garnacho with the assist to the ever present Enzo !
  6. Parity is achieved, but for how long ? Seems Caicedo is the Chelsea player who wants a red card today. No players learn their lessons in this team tactically or disciplinary wise. Wonder why ?
  7. Be lucky to get a point out of this as they have completely collapsed so that can only mean one thing The return of Charity FC Expect Maresca to rotate a few in - Tosin, Kittens, Gusto & Delap perhaps and play full backs out of position again leaving flanks wide open to 🍒 pacey attackers and he will also start Enzo. What’s happened to Palmer ? 1 1/2 seasons under Maresca coaching he looks lost and frustrated not likely to go to WC at this rate, excitement around Stevo fast going the same way as this club ruins another world class player before our eyes.
  8. Apparently what cheesed Maresca off about the owners t’other day was their post match debrief with Bullyband Egbhali , Maresca and the SDs where a stewards inquiry is held if like today and many days the result stinks the gaff out I wonder how today’s went. And yes I do think the owners and SDs get an indirect say on player selections. TT bailed as soon as he sniffed that 🐮 💩 no top manager would stand for it. But we are Chelsea so always some manager inexperienced or not willing to take the hot seat.
  9. that’s Christmas ruined two years in a row thanks to Maresca, how a team just caves in and flounders so spectacularly nearly every other game is truly remarkable . And how Maresca keeps his job even more so !
  10. Delap can’t score to save his life but he can do something right get red cards - only on a few minutes and he’s half way there !! After poor subs a decent player but not enough I fear to stop the Villa tide
  11. Oh dear, Emery makes a positive sub, they start playing ⚽️ and are on for a 6th EPL win after conceding first!
  12. A decent half of football, at least. Watkins will come on and Rogers will move out wider they cannot be that unmotivated this half ?? More goals please !
  13. No doubting Palmers world class talent. only 6 months 3 weeks until WC starts for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 so unless his talent starts showing up and affecting games soon could be just Reece going to the 🇺🇸 in June to represent Chelsea.
  14. Can confidently say only a Christmas miracle will see marescas CFC not lose this He will f up the line up & tactics. Hes drained the life out of Cole, Jao, got our captain and oldest senior pro playing out of position and sh*ttens & Garnacho hardly strike fear into opposing defenses. Merry Chrimbo 🎄🎅🎁🥃
  15. Won’t come to CfC even if 🍒 sanction a high priced move Isak just broken his peg Dippers still could make top 5 and get in UCL Got a feeling this lad will want a team in the hunt for the title Gooners at full capacity and this boy will cost 80-100 mill in January. City could always make a bid you feel he’d fit in there I reckon cfc interest is more likely to be click bait from Clearfake who really have no intention in signing him. If he rocks up in January I’ll eat my 🧢 😂
  16. Obviously elated to leave Toon Land with a point. BUT one has to mention the first half. Poor again. Weak mentality in this team that comes from Maresca one feels he’s very popular with the players allegedly holds all the training sessions at Cobham which are fun apparently, but in my mind he should be the Boss/ Gaffer not their mate. Credit him begrudgingly for the team talk and a much improved 2nd 45. Barcodes ran out of steam but out of both managers subs one felt Howes almost paid off towards the end. VAR on another day might have dished out a red at the end but it was our friend luckily, the barcodes are good at diving must go over it a lot at the training ground. A big 😮‍💨 of a result. We’re in the top 4 at 🎄 IF Brighton don’t lose. James saved the day with a 🍑 of a free kick and a goal saving tackle. He’s our best player and being fielded out of his best position just so Maresca can make/ prove a point. That’s why he’ll never go to City or win the league with us he’s not talented enough of a coach.
  17. Our sick list - Levi Colwill, Liam Delap, Dario Essugo, Stevo, Our AFCON players - none Barcodes sick list - Tino Livramento, Lewis Hall, William Osula, Sven Botman, Kieran Trippier, Emil Krafth, Nick Pope, Dan Burn Barcodes AFCON players- none CFC played in League Cup Tues 11 changes Barcodes played in League Cup Weds - full strength line up Despite our players being better rested and barcodes with more injuries I feel the very early away KO in a hostile stadium together with the Maresca factor levels the playing field. So unless Cole can turn on the magic can only see two possible outcomes a home win or we scrape a point. Would love for Baldy to prove me wrong though !
  18. The owners are stockpiling more attacking players , because that’s what the market wants the most - difference makers, assist makers, goal scorers so the hedge fund owners are hedging their bets and hoping one or two of them will come good and go for a big profit, Noni went to the gooners for about a smaller margin than sh*ttens cost. Neto cost 54 mill, 3 more than sh*ttens at least he’s proving that worth. Garnacho a snip at 40 mill looks good vs a Div 3 outfit but in the prem he’s started as he left off at United. His best season there 23-24 7 goals. George they nearly trousered 22 mill off Fulham in the summer. Mudryk cost north of 70 mill , banned for now but notice hasn’t been terminated bc there may be salvage value and he’s unsellable now. Stevo 29 mill seems to be their best acquisition apparently his worth has tripled already. Lastly Palmer cost 42 mill , 9 less than sh*ttens but a has a talent alas that kittens will never ever have and colds value must of doubled at least. There’s weaknesses all over the squad that the billion plus investment should have prevented (look at arse squad injury proofed finally last summer based on not winning EPL lessons learned ) but there’s a strategy by Clearfake we cannot see clearly through the fog of war on the pitches because we still think we support an elite trophy hungry football club.
  19. Not surprising they equalized. Won’t be a surprise if we go out at full time either. Hopefully if we do so does the manager , out onto the streets of unemployment 2 bob defending from 2 bob players
  20. Still feel we need another just to rule out seeing flappy in goal preserve his 🦆 record
  21. If there's a solid chance of him getting the tic tac because we go out tonight then I could live with that, id be naturally disappointed that a potential road to Wembley had been closed but sometimes no pain no gain.
  22. 2-0 Clean sheet. Maresca has capital back in the owners bank account. Can’t complain about much although we have as usual 😅
  23. 80 mill quid for the pair neither anywhere near Maduekes level , good bit business there - NOT
  24. This man’s grandson coming on and displaying his dribbling has shifted momentum, 2 close 🪒 s there
  25. We are entering a very dangerous phase of the game. Maresca has made 2 subs a defensive mid for a flair player and a useless winger for a slightly less useless winger. This phase could see the Toffees take control and we’ll defend a lot perhaps concede to set up a Maresca trademark bite your fingernails finish. I second CLK Jao question just why?
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