Anfield is getting an extension
An Olympic size swimming pool is being build next to Liverpool’s football stadium.
The following statement was released by Rafa: “we are getting a swimming pool to practice our dives. Since we won’t be winning anything anytime soon we might as well practice and master the art of diving.â€
The pool will be filled using bull crap coming out of scouse mouths.
An event will be organised on the opening night, allowing the supporters to come and talk about their success over the past two decades. This is cleverly done, allowing the pool to be filled, up and running in no time.
The pool will feature several diving boards and a woman’s changing room specially made for Torres.
An eyewitness's statement reads the following:
On my way to the Job Centre I walked pass Liverpool’s number one 5 star restaurant, I saw Gerrard and Eduardo having a cup of coffee together.
The alleged meeting between the Liverpool FC skipper Steven Gerrard and Arsenal’s striker Eduardo da Silva, which found place in a fish and chips shop, was thought to be an agreement between both parties allowing Eduardo to make use of the pool.