Liam

I voted for Pedro. One thing we can all agree on is that Malo Gusto has no right to be on the pitch. A fraudulent c**t, waste of space and oxygen, stinking up the place and having the f**king nerve to play when selected. We can all agree that his main skill is reach arounds I, for one, hope he dies a slow, painful death, mourned by noone.

Is this what happy looks like?

Horrible last 25 minutes

f**k me, it's like an under 8s match

Football is back. Yaaay. I'm enjoying it, despite the usual frustrations. Much more direct and much less "coachy" bo**ocks.

Problem with Sanchez is that he makes one mistake and then looks incredibly nervous. This seems to spread to the defence. Rinse and repeat unfortunately.

Liking the look of Lavia, bit like his first few games for us when he looked good.

Bluenut was his biggest fan. I used to like Jose's attention seeking being excused as 'taking the pressure off the players" Like when he gave his medal away to take the pressure off the players celebrating their win.

Did you cry when Jose left? In fairness he anticipated Netflix' celebrity fixation when he pioneered "Look at me Everybody"

I'm persuaded by this. The difference in win percentage is significant. The fact he fails the eyetest is further confirmation.

Ah Pauly. Damien Duff just runs around a lot.

A strange, morbidly fascinating thread.

I wish him well. Seems like a good lad. Owes us nothing.

I'm very jealous of you retiring to the sun and me still grafting away. Very jealous indeed

Can Ian still sing?