I'd like to thank the ShedEnd forum for introducing me to the Daily Mash especially when they come out with classics like below......

DEJECTED MAN UTD FANS BEGIN LONG JOURNEY BACK TO SURREY

THOUSANDS of despondent Manchester United supporters returned to the Home Counties last night after the club's Champions League final defeat in Rome.

It was a very special trip for United's army of Audrey Hepburn fans Carrying nothing more than some truffle oil, a tin of Calabrian tuna and a bottle of really lovely Tuscan red, the United fans said if it wasn't for the glorious detail in the Trevi Fountain the whole trip would have been a total disaster.

Godalming based-supporter Julian Cook said: "I've been a die-hard fan since they started winning things, so I was terribly miffed at the end.

"But then we came across this gorgeous little trattoria just off the Via Della Vicenza that did the most exquisite Asparago di Veneto. I felt like Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday."

But Martin Bishop, from Dorking, accused champions Barcelona of cheating. "They kept hanging on to the ball and wouldn't give it back. It was just so blatant."

He added: "I was really very angry at the time, but then I thought of all that wonderful Catalan architecture and found it within myself to forgive them."

Peregrine Dudley-Hulme from Esher, on the other hand, pronounced himself disconsolate. "I have supported Man U since I first went to prep school in Godalming," he sobbed, "but I can no longer wear red with pride. Henceforth I shall be clad exclusively in khaki and lime green"

Edited June 7, 200917 yr by moi

I too would like to thank the shed end forum for introducing me to the The Daily Mash.. my favorite story of last week:

"AMANDA HOLDEN'S VAGINA APPEARS IN CROP CIRCLE"

Edited June 8, 200917 yr by andy

That's a bit corny, Andy! :unsure:

That's a bit corny, Andy! :)

:D :D