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Favourite Chant This Season?

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What has been your favourite one? Been some good ones this year had some good banter with a lot of apposing fans.

Two of mine from this season have to be

Thursday nights, channel five, thursday nights, chanel five

and

Double double double,

John Terry has won the double.

and the sh*t from the lane have won fu*k all again,

and John Terry has won the double,

Double double double

f**k off Benitez

You're not wanted here

Birmingham away

Anton what's the score

QPR away FA cup

We beat the scum 5-1

coming out of Wembley v Tottenham

You burnt you're own town

You burnt you're own town

You stupid bar stewards

You burnt you're own town

Tottenham at home

One Di Matteo

Theres only one Di Matteo

One Diiiiii Maaaateeooo

Theres only one Di Matteo

Have been a few I've heard this season that are one offs and not the usual Carefree's and Ten men went to mow

(one for the next few games I'll imagine will be sung especially against Liverpool)

We're going to Munich

We're going to Munich

f**k yer history

We're going to Munich

But my personal favourite was to a Spurs fan on the tube to Wembley from Baker street. Being a tottenham fan he got a lot of stick and being ginger made it a lot lot worse:

Get back in your biscuit tin

Ginger, Ginger

Get back in your biscuit tin

Ginger, Ginger y*d!

Anton your brothers a c**t, Anton Anton your brothers a c**t.

He shoots when he wants, He shoots when he wants, Ashley Cole he shoots when he wants, (Same for Torres but score and JT changed to shag)

Cause Nth London is full of sh*t

cause nth London is full of sh*t

it's full of sh*t sh*t and more sh*t

cause nth London is full of sh*t

Cause West London is wonderful

Cause West London is wonderful

....... :-D

Spurs at Wembley:

"If you think we're cheating, we'll call it 4 - 1, we'll call it 4-1, we'll call it 4 - ooooonnnnneeeee. If you think we're cheating, we'll call it 4 - 1!"

I've always been a big fan of the chant Tremberz suggested below as well for away games, even if it's not new this season.

Edited by CodyBound

What has been your favourite one? Been some good ones this year had some good banter with a lot of apposing fans.

Two of mine from this season have to be

Thursday nights, channel five, thursday nights, chanel five

and

Double double double,

John Terry has won the double.

and the sh*t from the lane have won fu*k all again,

and John Terry has won the double,

Double double double

? your two seasons late mate

Agreeing with codybound has to be "If you think we're cheating, we'll call it 4 - 1, we'll call it 4-1, we'll call it 4 - ooooonnnnneeeee. If you think we're cheating, we'll call it 4 - 1!" coming out of wembley. magic!

QPR away in the FA Cup:

Empty seats, there here, there their, there every f**king where, empty seats. Empty seats!

What makes it even better is they only had 15,000 tickets at home and couldn't sell out in a West London derby. Attendance was

15,728 and 3000 Chelsea

AND they had the bottle to sing f**k off Chelsea West London is ours! Oh the irony!

Edited by HisDogSpot

It's so quiet, it's so quiet, it's so quiet sports direct... Sharply followed by you're all w*nkers at the newly named sports direct arena!

Edited by Icky

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