MannyJello Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 ok, i recognize this isn't directly Chelsea related, and if you want to move the thread, Loz, have at it. i need to bring the full power of the Shed End to bear to assist my local club team, the Portland Timbers. Here's the short version: please help me come up with a chant to taunt one specific member of the visiting supporters who will be coming to our stadium next week Here's the long version: The Portland Timbers' natural and hated rival, the Seattle Sounders, are being "promoted" to Major League Soccer next season. Next Thursday, August 7, we will be playing them at home for the last time. They will be coming with an infantile and very weak visiting section of maybe 200 people. We will be 10,000+ strong, at least 5,000 of which will be in our own "Shed End" (which is amazing for US soccer, trust me). One moronic message board poster from Seattle left a message on our message board several weeks ago laughing at us for having lost to a minnow team in the US's equivalent of the FA Cup. Unfortunately for him, he used his common screen name when doing so, and within a matter of hours, we had found a full dossier on the guy -- name, MySpace account, work, home address, phone number, etc. Here is the thread for those that want to waste a few minutes with some fun. Fast forward to the present: we assume this gentlemen will be coming to Portland as part of the travelling supporters, and we want to come up with a chant (or two) to humiliate him. I turn to you for assistance. CFC supporters are renowned for coming up with creative and brilliant chants -- let's have 'em. Or, turn an old classic into a new chant. The guy's name is Jim Strother. Have at it. The best chant gets a Portland Timbers prize pack from me. Maybe a scarf, maybe a shirt, who knows? Cheers -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mad_mac Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 There's only One Jimmy Strother, One Jimmy Strother blah blah bla blah w**king in a tall guy wonderland. Not sure about the 3rd line, but if he called himself tallguy, that would really f*ck him up to hear you guys sing that. however, if some of the folk on that site are messing with this kid via email (pretty personal attack I felt), don't be suprised if her started going postal Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glory55 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 We need to know more......... Where does his team play,what is their nickname,where does he live,what does he do,what colour is their kit,who the f**k is Jim Strother?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_mac Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Jim Strother is a fan of the Sseattle Sounders, who wrote a co*k message on the portland Timber's web page. his name, email etc, were all left on the message. his info was then posted on the Timber's web page, and a lot of their internet fans attacked the kid's prvacy. His log in name is tall mann on some web pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 ..and he also has a master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Jimmy Strother shag's his mother tr la la la la....la..la..la..la (to the tune of 'tis the season to be jolly') seeing as mother****** is really an American thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish-Chelsea Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Jimmy Strother shag's his mother tr la la la la....la..la..la..la (to the tune of 'tis the season to be jolly') seeing as mother****** is really an American thing :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Seattle sounders a bunch of bounders who've never shown - a bit of class and Jimmy Strother who f*cks his mother usually takes it up the arse to the tune of 'you are my sunshine' - blimey this is easy aftewr a few pints!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 'Jimmy Strother is a homosexual' clap clap clap clap - chant and repeat for 90 mins!! to the tune of 'your going home in a f*cking ambulance' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 f**k me when does the season start - I'm even thinking up songs about someone I don't even know. After a few pints I've got my 'Chelsea head back' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Seattle soundersa bunch of bounders who've never shown - a bit of class and Jimmy Strother who f*cks his mother usually takes it up the arse to the tune of 'you are my sunshine' - blimey this is easy aftewr a few pints!!!!!!!! sorry missed out the lala lala ......la's lala lala ... la wooo oo oohaaaa ooo ooo oooo haaaa lala lala la lala lala la la la la........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g3.7 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 (edited) jimmy strother, jimmy strother he's really dreadful and his girlfriend is unfulfilled and alienated. Edited July 30, 2008 by gullit4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyJello Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 thanks, lads -- i think a few may be used. all very well received. will keep you posted. match is this Thursday night. for those in the States, its on Fox Soccer Channel, 8 p.m. pacific time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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