ok, i recognize this isn't directly Chelsea related, and if you want to move the thread, Loz, have at it.

i need to bring the full power of the Shed End to bear to assist my local club team, the Portland Timbers.

Here's the short version: please help me come up with a chant to taunt one specific member of the visiting supporters who will be coming to our stadium next week

Here's the long version:

The Portland Timbers' natural and hated rival, the Seattle Sounders, are being "promoted" to Major League Soccer next season. Next Thursday, August 7, we will be playing them at home for the last time. They will be coming with an infantile and very weak visiting section of maybe 200 people. We will be 10,000+ strong, at least 5,000 of which will be in our own "Shed End" (which is amazing for US soccer, trust me).

One moronic message board poster from Seattle left a message on our message board several weeks ago laughing at us for having lost to a minnow team in the US's equivalent of the FA Cup. Unfortunately for him, he used his common screen name when doing so, and within a matter of hours, we had found a full dossier on the guy -- name, MySpace account, work, home address, phone number, etc. Here is the thread for those that want to waste a few minutes with some fun.

Fast forward to the present: we assume this gentlemen will be coming to Portland as part of the travelling supporters, and we want to come up with a chant (or two) to humiliate him. I turn to you for assistance. CFC supporters are renowned for coming up with creative and brilliant chants -- let's have 'em. Or, turn an old classic into a new chant.

The guy's name is Jim Strother.

Have at it. The best chant gets a Portland Timbers prize pack from me. Maybe a scarf, maybe a shirt, who knows?

Cheers --

click to enlarge:

There's only One Jimmy Strother,

One Jimmy Strother

blah blah bla blah

w**king in a tall guy wonderland.

Not sure about the 3rd line, but if he called himself tallguy, that would really f*ck him up to hear you guys sing that. however, if some of the folk on that site are messing with this kid via email (pretty personal attack I felt), don't be suprised if her started going postal

Scott

We need to know more.........

Where does his team play,what is their nickname,where does he live,what does he do,what colour is their kit,who the f**k is Jim Strother??

Jim Strother is a fan of the Sseattle Sounders, who wrote a co*k message on the portland Timber's web page. his name, email etc, were all left on the message. his info was then posted on the Timber's web page, and a lot of their internet fans attacked the kid's prvacy.

His log in name is

tall mann

on some web pages

..and he also has a master!

Jimmy Strother

shag's his mother

tr la la la la....la..la..la..la

(to the tune of 'tis the season to be jolly')

seeing as mother****** is really an American thing

Jimmy Strother

shag's his mother

tr la la la la....la..la..la..la

(to the tune of 'tis the season to be jolly')

seeing as mother****** is really an American thing

:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seattle sounders

a bunch of bounders

who've never shown - a bit of class

and Jimmy Strother

who f*cks his mother

usually takes it up the arse

to the tune of 'you are my sunshine' - blimey this is easy aftewr a few pints!!!!!!!!

'Jimmy Strother is a homosexual' clap clap clap clap - chant and repeat for 90 mins!!

to the tune of 'your going home in a f*cking ambulance'

f**k me when does the season start - I'm even thinking up songs about someone I don't even know. After a few pints I've got my 'Chelsea head back'

Seattle sounders

a bunch of bounders

who've never shown - a bit of class

and Jimmy Strother

who f*cks his mother

usually takes it up the arse

to the tune of 'you are my sunshine' - blimey this is easy aftewr a few pints!!!!!!!!

sorry missed out the lala lala ......la's

lala lala ... la wooo oo oohaaaa

ooo ooo oooo haaaa

lala lala la lala lala la la la la...........

jimmy strother, jimmy strother

he's really dreadful

and his girlfriend is unfulfilled and alienated.

Edited July 30, 200817 yr by gullit4

thanks, lads -- i think a few may be used. all very well received. will keep you posted. match is this Thursday night.

for those in the States, its on Fox Soccer Channel, 8 p.m. pacific time.