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Clearly did not deserve to be on the losing side today. Absolute shame. Love having him at our club.

It's frightening the amount of money he cost for his returns of goals and assists. Ridiculous waste of money.

Zouma must start ahead of Cahill. It must be disheartening to sit on the bench and watch this monstrosity of a performance before your own very eyes.

Knee jerk reaction? You couldn't make this stuff up. He has been atrocious for a long time.

Unlike their actual team.

Great signing. Imperative that we signed a good back-up striker with proven Premier League experience. Costa, Drogba and Remy - as opposed to Torres, Ba and Eto'o = impressive transfer window.

Football won in the end up, unless Maribor selected an ineligible mascot for the tie, emanating in maybe a false team sheet written in an objectionable font size. Horrible club with a disgusting history. Good riddance.

Wenger, being a self-acclaimed hero of economics, will always drag Arsenal down. Long may he reign as their manager.

Costa trained in MMA whilst growing up and can legitimately handle himself also. I reckon he will be as far from a cokehead as possible.