SpeciallyHazarded

At this rate- with Gerrard's slip being mentioned on almost every post, it has got to be right up there along with Kate Upton's fappening leaks in the all-time moments of 2014 !

could you post the picture here, please? For some reasons the link you've posted just won't open in my browser. »_«

The year 2014 is coming to an end. There were some memorable moments witnessed. What are your top 10 moments as a Chelsea FC and a football fan ? Mine : 1. The 6-0 demolition of Arsenal with 'specialist in failure' chants throughout the match in Arsene Wenger's 1000th match as an Arsenal manager. 2. The win against Machester City at Etihad, with a clean sheet, in a stadium where teams like Arsenal, Manchester United conceded 6, 4 goals respectively. 3. The 0-2 win at Anfield, with Demba Baaa scoring from the famous Steven Gerrard slip, which made Liverpool drop precious points to lose the title eventually. 4. The win vs Paris St. Germain at home, with Demba Ba scoring in the dying minutes and later the internet world mocking Zlatan Ibrahimovic's #DareToZlatan with #DareToDemba. Also loved the build-up to the game, with the two clubs involving in friendly banter in the social-media. 5. The signing of Francesc Soler Fà bregas from FC Barcelona for just 28 million pounds just before the commencement of the world cup 2014. Surely must've broken a million gooner's hearts. 6. José Mourinho managing to get a reaction out of Samuel Eto'o by calling him an 'old-man' with Eto'o responding in brilliant fashion by scoring a hat-trick vs Manchester United and later on mocking José with an 'old-man' celebration. 7. The entertainment David Moyes's Manchester United provided the whole season. 8. Liverpool's slip up against Crystal 'Pulis' FC at the 'Crystanbul' with Dwight Gayle's splendid perfomance. 9. Luis Suà rez. As much as I hate him, he is a total entertainment. Be it the biting incidents or the majestic goals he scored, loved watching him in the PL. 10. Andre Schürlle assisting Mario Götze to score and win Germany the 2014 world cup.

Surprised no one has mentioned the clichéd Harry Potter quote, so I might as well- "You don't choose the wand. The wand chooses you. "

"They're crying. It was Drogba, it was the angels, it was the heavens, it was the stars, it was the gods, it was everything for Chelsea. This is not anything to do with football. This is more than football, this is spirit. Never giving in, fighting to the end, that English spirit running right the way through this Champions League for Chelsea."

"HE'S DONE IT!! The greatest night in the history of Chelsea Football Club! European Champions! They've beaten Bayern in their own backyard! They've found the holy grail after adventure frought with danger!"

"and here's joe cole...brilliant...chelsea, start the party now ..even with half an hour to go [to full time] .... take a bow son..take a bow,, coz this is jeez , this is absolute jeez , He has totally embarrassed top quality defenders in about a square yard of a football pitch , its that kind of goal that just defines your season"

"shouts of a handball....FERNANDO TORRES!!....he's in.........this could be the most dramatic story of the season......fernandotorres.......ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....unbelievable.....fernando torresputs chelsea in final........i say...last 18 months have been forgotten in 2 seconds....look at chelsea players on bench....50 million have just been repaid by a strike.."

Took a hit here and there. Y'all can have my place back. Keep it safe when I work my way to take it back. :p

Joined last week. Team name: PenseiveParseltongue. In the top 5 as it stands. \m/

This thread is dark and full of spoilers.

Loved the away kit Courtois wore vs Sunderland. Looked stunning on him.

Read the previous post! Was replying to it.

@OptaJoe: 153.6km - Not only is he the leading assist maker in the PL this season (10); Cesc Fabregas has also run further than anyone else. Engine.

http://insta gram.com/p/wCE0HvCXCP/ ^Remove the spaces. Found out its fake. Who would even make up such disgusting stuff like that. Pathetic paedos.