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Please don't.

England, the english referee isn't giving us the sh*t off his shoe today.

Great defending by Fofana.

I'd love it if Palmer and Cucurella swapped hairstyles.

Living the dream? More like eating the cream.

What's happened to Wayne Rooney? Is he working in a cake shop?

I don't believe you Richard. It's impossible to watch this Chelsea team without being intoxicated or high on drugs.

We won that half on points Scott. Just got to repeat it in the 2nd half.

Reform UK have stated in their party manifesto, that should they win the next general election, they will repeal the long-standing FA rule, (in force since 1902), that referees can only officate one FA Cup Final in their careers. Nigel Farage has said he wants Darren England to referee every cup final until he retires. And also, the UK Snooker Championship final.

Radiation sickness probably.

The thing I am most worried about is Garnacho coming on. Let's hope things don't get that desparate.

What I am saying is you need to get the wife and kids together, put some saucepans on your heads, and hide under the dining room table before the nukes start falling.

The sooner the BBC goes under the better. FA Cup Final day, Chelsea v Man City, and they give us the unbiased, balanced punditry of Wayne Rooney, Micha Richards and Daniel "I played for Liverpool" Sturridge.

I expect China and Russia will launch a co-ordinated thermo-nuclear attack on North America and Europe before half-time.

Have to say, much prefer Callum in interviews compared to the school teacher and Maresca. Keeps it simple. No bullsh*t or verbal diahorrea.

Or the things that won't be said in the thread; "What a finish from Delap" "Oof! That was a strong tackle by Garnacho" "Sanchez looking very calm and steady under pressure" "That short haircut suits Cucurella. Makes him a bit faster too" "Fair play to Pep in that interview. He was very magnamous in defeat"

Not often I disagree with you RMH, but Joao Pedro is quality up front IMO.

We should try to make a deal with Pep. We won't play Gargasho if he doesn't play Haaland.

Not even his mum.

Blueco should make her one of their sporting directors.

There is a video going around. It was Garnacho and Maureen the tea lady. He gobbed off at her in the Cobham canteen after training last Wednesday. Apparently he went in to one because she gave him a Garibaldi biscuit instead of a Choclate Hob-nob. She jumped over the counter and knocked seven shades of sh*te out of him.

Spot on. I thought that at the time. I'm sure it would have been viewed differently if Caicedo had made the same reckless challange.

And Rio Ngumoha at 17 is already so superior to Gargasho.

I could give up watching football because of VAR. Worst thing that has ever happened to the game.